pietro.maxipad

the best mutual ever

pietro.maxipad is the best mutual

i love pietro.maxipad

by saltedcruton June 3, 2021

Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichner

noun ; a person of homosexual descent, often found in gay Jewish drinking bars, they celebrate the little things (wink wink..................... his penis)

verb ; getting dug out from the back with a Yamaha while getting degraded by a drill sergeant

Noun; What the fuck is a Helmut.
Verb; Just finished basic training. Now time to get Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichnered.

by zyzz_legacy February 1, 2022

Gavin "maxipad" Maxwell

Related to Blaze "the wall" hindman

Hello Gavin "maxipad" Maxwell

by urmom69490 May 9, 2022

Mexipad Mood

A mood where you just say “fuck it” and go with whatever happens. Usually Pertain to a Mexican with a friend who looks Mexican but isn’t.

“Don’t you have a essay due tomorrow?”
“Yea, but fuck it, imma chill instead”
“What a Mexipad Mood”

by DIIABLØ August 1, 2019

butcher's maxi pad

The absorbant pad at the bottom of a supermarket meat package.

My friends and I were cooking sausage, but I forgot to remove the butcher's maxi pad

by noidavailable October 28, 2008

maxipadmcasshole

when a man has sex with a female while she is having her period. This can result in a slight bloody discharge on the male reproductive organ.

Dude last night this girl was so drunk and when i was going down on her i realized i was a maxipadmcasshole!

by Mr. Blowmeharder June 27, 2009

maxipap

noun.
1.when your dad is being a lil bitch and you know hes probably gay.
2. when your dad needs something to clean his gay ass with.

ex....dude your dad needs a maxipap for all his gay ass period blood.

by daddy issues April 21, 2016