Matticus

When someone 'pulls a matticus', they instantly grow large sideburns, and turn even more insane.

Dude, I thought he was already a nutcase, but now he's gone and pulled a matticus.

by Matthew Mairis November 30, 2006

mattituck

Mattituck is located next to Cutchogue and Jamesport. It is a ridiculously small town. There are about 8 and a half black people in total. The hispanic population is growing at an alarming rate, but whose isnt these days? Most kids find themselves smoking weed because there isnt much else to do at all. If you screw up once, you get a reputation that will stick. All of the kids in this school that think they are "popular" will amount to nothing later on in life, and no one will give a flying shit about them when they go to college. Walbaums is a freak show on friday nights. The strawberry festival is the single most exciting thing that happens. The school is obsessed with soccer. We dont have our own football team, the porters consists of Mattituck Southold and Greenport. There are more skaters in Mattituck then you could believe, their garb of choice is a constume consisting of ball sack squeezing pants and shoe lace belts. Wierd? yeah, it is pretty disgusting. Most of the guys in mattituck think they're "Real OG's" because they wear baggy pants and listen to lil wayne like its a religion.

Mattituck Kid 1: I fucking hate this town, theres never shit to do.
Mattituck Kid 2: Uhm, my mom said its okay if we smoke pot in my room since i got a good report card.
Mattituck Kid 1: FUCK YEAH. lets do itttt.
Mattituck Kid 2: Just tell your mom we're going to the movies.
Mattituck Kid 1: Good idea, she'll totally buy that.

by thamaqiccw0rdd August 21, 2009

Mattius

A guy that loves music and usually plays the guitar. He isn’t the smartest but he tries his best. He is really funny but a bit inappropriate and immature. He also tends to argue with people a lot but he is also really nice and kind. He is a great friend and will always stick by your side. He can be a bit indecisive too. He is also kinda smexy and hot… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You: Wow, that hot air balloon is big!

Mattius: hehe, big. Like your mum!

You: …. Shut up

by C0S November 17, 2021

mattitude

The type of attitude that wins all of the time even when it appears he may be losing horribly. With this attitude you can do know wrong and its perfectly fine to take other people's ideas and take credit for them because you have fucking mattitude. To have it you must be Matt.

Matt doesnt cry, only water comes from his eyes when things don't comply to his liking and he also likes to put his penis inside the people he loves

by hot malvern boy toy March 13, 2005

Mattituck

A small town on the North Fork. Everyone drinks and smokes. Amazing at baseball and soccer. Every kid parties on the weekend and we don't drink coors like soho. Parties are the best. Fuck soho

Wanna go to a mattituck party Friday?

Yeah sure it's gonna be lit and a huge fight with soho.

by Fucksoho March 12, 2017

Matticus Dumbassicus

skinny ass kid who thinks he knows everything because he gets his mcdonalds for free

Matticus Dumbassicus-Matt Lewis

by Mcbuffalo May 16, 2009

mattituck

a pretty small town on long island where most of the kids either smoke pot, play soccer, ride dirt bikes, spend time at the beach, and get ice cream. best thing is the strawberry festival because nothing else exciting happens. AT ALL!!!

(a typical convo between two kids from mattituck)
kid #1: hey wanna go get ice cream?
kid #2: nah, lets just go smoke some pot instead!!
kid #1: ok, yeh!!!!
kid #2: after that, lets go to the strawberry festival even though we went friday and saturday already!!
kid #1: yo im not buying another bracelet
kid #2: use the one from yesterday and we can hop the fence!!!
kid #1: ok!

by p0th3ad June 23, 2009