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Matrixism

Matrixism is a stupid wannabe religion created by computer nerds. Although the fist Matrix film is one of the best action movies ever, taking this seriously is stupid beyond recognition. Matrixism teaches that the matrix is real and that we're all part of it.

If the Matrix was real one of two things would have happened 1. agents would have assassinated the founders of Matrixism, 2 Zion rebels would have awakened the founders of Matrixism. Since neither of the aforementioned consequences have happened Matrixism has been proven to be fake. They also support illegal drug use and vandalism. This could become the next Scientology.
Nerd #1:

Wow! that was such an awesome movie.

Nerd #2:

Yeah maybe we are in the Matrix now and we should do drugs to wake up from it.

Nerd #1:

And get the girls to! Hooray for Matrixism!
by redcommander27 September 26, 2007
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Matrixism

Budding religion being promoted on the internet. Based around the movie The Matrix. Practicioners believe that we are all prisoners in living in a cell that we cannot see or smell or touch. The key to open the door to perception is often thought to be LSD or psilocybin mushrooms. Along with some other laws Matrixism allows for polygamy and same-sex marriage while outlawing pornography and professional sports.

There are several interesting parallels between the Matrix movies and the New Testament:

-In both cases, they start off with a somewhat reluctant Messiah figure who somehow transcends mortality before whizzing off into space (end of the first Matrix movie, Jesus' bodily assumption into heaven).

-Said Messiah figure says many interesting things, such as "Blessed are the meek" (New Testament), or "There is no spoon" (The Matrix).
Given the success of New Testament Christianity, Matrixism may well have what it takes to be a contender on the world's religious stage.
by CarolLinX February 11, 2006
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matrixing

The matricular practitioning of utilizatory methods of vocalization such that phrases undergo the process of intermediary gerundifiers. Also practiced by the Scottish Highlanders of Boston College.
"Plug my matrix into the matrixing agent"
==> "Plug my laptop power cable into the wall socket."
by Brad & Scot May 7, 2005
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Matrixesque

To define a game-changing/ unthinkable entity.
joe: Did you see the paper
Hank: Yes it was Matrixesque
by neoschrodinger February 17, 2022
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matrixified

Someone that listens to other people opinions and speak about it but don't know what there talking about
Your so matrixified!
by TheBoyrax November 23, 2022
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matrixize

when a society matrixizes it means it inclines towards increased governmental control and feminism which by extension enslaves the average male members of society and emasculates him by bluepilling him into being NPC.
our society matrixizes before our very eyes.
by nigerianwut December 23, 2022
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matrixization

matrixization means society inclines towards increased governmental control and feminism, which by extension enslaves the average male members of society and emasculates him by bluepilling him into being NPC.
the matrixization of society is well and truly underway.
by nigerianwut December 23, 2022
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