Squaddy matress

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"

by ali December 8, 2004

Skater Matress

A girl who sleeps with only skaters just so they will allow her to hang out with them. Age of the skater is of no matter to the Skater Matress!

"Dude I always see that girl at this skate park." "Yeah man-she's a Skater Matress!"

by Washington's Own Victoria April 28, 2005

matress dancing

Slang for having sex. To have sex.

Babe, lock the door...the last thing we need is little Billy walking in while we are matress dancing.

Let's go back to my place for a little matress dancing.

by B. Hanback February 11, 2008

marine matress

An airforce chick who only fuck marines, beacause all the rest of the force men are queers.

I Going to get my grove on with a marine matress tonight.

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Matress Actress

A female actor in the adult entertainment industry.

Joslyn James is a matress actress, those could have been anyone's baby.

by Duncmeister February 16, 2010

walking matress

another word for Hoe, Slut, one who sleeps with people more than they work

"Here comes the walking matress, wonder whos sleeping on her today?

by Soulja Boy October 31, 2007

pongo matress

a slutty house wife or young girl or sister or your mother that sleeps with a lot of pongos (army guys)
origin: petawawa/pembroke

"hey john whats it like to be married to a pongo matress"
"rob likes pongo matress"

by shawpainpleasure September 24, 2005