Matress Bater

One who puts a condom between two matresses and has sex with it.

Scotty is the biggest matress bater. He likes to do it ALL night.

by drake!!! October 23, 2005

matress ninja

One truly gifted in the fine arts of coitus, with ninja like bedroom skills and mad flexibility

Last night was incredible... what a matress ninja!!

by meganoshua June 8, 2011

matress muppet

slang word for a girls "private part" when she hasnt shaved in a while.

My girl and I were laying in bed I started to fool around with her and she said stop i need to shave. I said that I wanted to play with her matress muppet.We laughed and I pursued its wonder.

by JJhung October 18, 2009

Matress Elbow

When you've hurt your elbow riding a dirt bike but tell your partner it's from helping your neighbour moving a mattress

Fuck brah, shouldn't have helped no one, my matress elbow is throbing harder than my johnston

by moistys April 9, 2022

Matress Terror

Fear of one's matress

You might be suffering from matress terror if it tries to eat you during the night.

Be sure to take good care of your matress....or else!

by Crazy Word Bitch September 18, 2009

matress ranch

Refers to the fluids extracted from a very fucked on matress upon recycle.

"Bro you should have seen the matress ranch i got out of my old bed!"

by GetchaDickWet January 31, 2017

matress king

Like the mile high club, but in a matress store.

Bro, we banged so hard I am the ultimate matress king.

by spicychivk101 February 20, 2018