Masturbleating

The act of watching a movie whilst sitting/lying upside down.

-It's poor form to flip the screen when masturbleating.

-If we're going to start dating, I think that you should know that I have been known to masturbleat occasionally.

by Captain McG February 20, 2011

masturslate

When you are wanking to a porn but you slate of the porn at the same time.

Have you see this cheap porno? I am totally going to masturslate it.

by rusty wank stain March 9, 2015

masturplate

The process of making thoughts of great importance whilst masturbating.

I find solutions to most of my problems when I masturplate.

by Assaj February 19, 2011

mastursleep

That moment when you finish masturbating and involuntarily fall asleep directly after climax.

Yeah man, so I just came all over and fell asleep covered in my cum and hand still on my dick. Totally got some good mastursleep.

by hXcj July 20, 2013

Masturlate

The process of self masturbation in which the prolonged orgasm ends in slight disappointment.

Hutchie's lack of concentration resulted with his Baywatch climax coming in the middle of the adverts.

His Masturlate was compounded as his party guests refused to pass him the tissues.

by EHiW May 12, 2008

Masturlate

The act of being late due to the inability to finish masturbating.

Man I might get fired if I decide to Masturlate before work again, that's the second time this week.

by Degeneracy December 4, 2010

Masturlate

Ejaculated after you are done beating it off.

I was masturlate when I came while pulling my pants up.

by woodalooman22 January 2, 2014