Masturbake

Verb; to smoke marijuana and then service oneself.

Thanks for that quarter Joey. I haven't been able to masturbake for almost three weeks.

by Mst2kool March 2, 2010

Masturlikeing

When you click on the "like" button on your own Facebook status or comment, when nobody else does. Usually when saying something boring, inappropriate or rude. Or just when trying to be funny and suck at it.

John: "I just finished eating my dinner :)" - John likes this
Peter: "brother stop posting shit and masturlikeing it"

or

Susan: "Finally I got my period :D:D" - Susan Likes this
Robert: "You just made half of the boys in school very happy" - 241 people like this

by Hanumanking June 17, 2011

masturplate

The process of making thoughts of great importance whilst masturbating.

I find solutions to most of my problems when I masturplate.

by Assaj February 19, 2011

masturblaze

The act of getting blazed and masturbating.

My girlfriend broke up with my last night so all I did was masturblaze.

by navigable August 31, 2013

masturslate

When you are wanking to a porn but you slate of the porn at the same time.

Have you see this cheap porno? I am totally going to masturslate it.

by rusty wank stain March 9, 2015

Masturlate

The process of self masturbation in which the prolonged orgasm ends in slight disappointment.

Hutchie's lack of concentration resulted with his Baywatch climax coming in the middle of the adverts.

His Masturlate was compounded as his party guests refused to pass him the tissues.

by EHiW May 12, 2008

Masturlate

The act of being late due to the inability to finish masturbating.

Man I might get fired if I decide to Masturlate before work again, that's the second time this week.

by Degeneracy December 4, 2010