Masturdate

Doing things that one would normally do as a couple. Such as seeing a movie or eating out. Usually happens after a breakup.

Campbell couldn't get a date so he decided to masturdate and went to a movie.

by Mercur0 January 07, 2011

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When you masturbate so often, you seem to be dating your hand.

Josh: Where's Phil been lately?
Bob: I don't know man, I think he's masturdating again.
Josh: I thought he got over Handgelina Jolie?
Bob: He did, it's Lindsey Lohand know.

by Meester Neenja March 22, 2011

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When you date yourself because you know what you like best.

“No sir, I’m not alone; I’m masturdating”.

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Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.

Steve: Dude, you need to find a girl.

Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.

Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?

by mr. marbles5 October 04, 2010

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Is taking yourself out on a very special date because you know you're going to be single forever. It is also a dating trend, so hop on it! ;)

John: Hey dude, what were you up to yesterday?

Lucas: Oh I was masturdating...

John: What!?

Lucas: No bro, you're so wrong, masturdating, there's a "d" their bro!

John: *shook*

by hoe- Heaven On Earth June 24, 2019

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