When the man you are seeing cannot make up his mind about whether to be in your life - or not. He keeps you (his girl) at arms length - reels you in occasionally - completely confusing you as to your status in his life. He cannot be with you - and cannot be without you. He is completely MANSTIPATED.
I say, “sh*t or get off the pot.”
I say, “sh*t or get off the pot.”
by JDHStyle May 31, 2019
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"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"
by My Immortal Reader July 11, 2012
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A person who strongly discourages masturbation.
The anti-masturbation position is often predicated on the belief that masturbation saps sexual energy and/or is shameful.
People who argue against masturbation describe it as an addiction harmful to spiritual and bodily health that over time erodes self-control, frustrates romantic relationships, and corrupts morals.
The anti-masturbation position is often predicated on the belief that masturbation saps sexual energy and/or is shameful.
People who argue against masturbation describe it as an addiction harmful to spiritual and bodily health that over time erodes self-control, frustrates romantic relationships, and corrupts morals.
SITUATION - Wife discovers husband masturbating
Wife: "What are you doing!?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Great, now you won't be 'up' for having sex tonight."
Husband: "Sorry, I was horny..."
Wife: "Don't you have any self-control!?"
Husband: mumbling
Wife: "What was that?"
Husband: "Nothing, I was just saying that sometimes I'd rather jerk off... It's easier and kinda feels better."
Wife: "You're going to Hell, ya know."
Husband: "Come on, stop being such a mastuhater!"
Wife: "What are you doing!?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Great, now you won't be 'up' for having sex tonight."
Husband: "Sorry, I was horny..."
Wife: "Don't you have any self-control!?"
Husband: mumbling
Wife: "What was that?"
Husband: "Nothing, I was just saying that sometimes I'd rather jerk off... It's easier and kinda feels better."
Wife: "You're going to Hell, ya know."
Husband: "Come on, stop being such a mastuhater!"
by ORAmojo November 1, 2010
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Similar to "sexile", except only one person is involved in the activity.
Similar to "sexile", except only one person is involved in the activity.
I'm going to mastergate my roomie and spank my monkey, to get rid of this ten day load I've built up.
by brownwings August 27, 2011
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Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...
Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...
by YouOnKazoo22 June 29, 2018
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It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.
It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.
You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.
by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004
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