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Masterdate

The pre-date masturbation that is necessary for extremely horny individuals to get through a date without sex. Although not restricted to only males, the vast majority of documented cases involve male subjects.
Did you see Rick's new girlfriend?
Ya, she's such a tease. He'll never get any tonight on their date
I guess he'll have to masterdate
by Q-Dawg89 August 2, 2011
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Masterdate

When you masterbate before a date to insure you last longer when you take them home later.
Steve: “oh man, i haven’t been on a date in awhile.. i hope i don’t bust too quick

Jerry: “bro, just masterdate, works every time!”
by sawampa March 14, 2019
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MasterDate

to date another masterbater, wanker, solo player, jack off. To find that other one who likes to grab their own balls/fanny and give a good toss.
Do you ever get that wanting feeling to date another masterbater. Defined as MasterDate...it may be solo but you are not alone.
by Long Johns July 7, 2011
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