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verb meaning to con someone, to tell a lie, to have the wool pulled over one's eyes, but in an amusing and charming manner. From the vernacular of Muswell Hill, North London, origin unknown.
"Oh my god - I think we just got massoned!"
'Oi! Don't you try and masson me on this, you smooth talking cad!"
masson by Nigel St Hubbins April 7, 2008
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Paul Masson

HERE YEE HERE YEE!!! The wine of wines!!! Not known by many, this big ass 4 dolla bottle (or jug) of white, red, or blush wine will have you fucked up in no time! Dude its smooth like Butthead and cheap as hell. Screw the expensive french shit and its way better than that Sutter Home crap that sells for like 6 or 7 bucks for a 750ml bottle...better than any other for that matter, and you dont even need a cork screw! The bottle is also big enough to kick someones ass with...Its good to chug when pregaming before the bar...assuming some Beavis doesnt end up puking it up all over your car on the way home... but hey you'll have that, and besides that who cares, its damn good, and who doesnt love a good ole cheap wine buzz??

Dude theres nothing cooler than stumbling around the beach with a bottle of Paul Masson in your hand.:)
1.) "Dude I wanna get buzzed before the bar, lets go get some Paul Masson from the Farm Store up the road"..
2.) "I wanna bone this dude/chic, and need something cheap, lemme go get some Paul Masson and put it in some chiche wine glasses and I'll look all cool and stuff"...
3.) "I wanna play beer pong, but im bloated, fuck! lets go get some Paul Masson!"
4.) "Wine makes me silly and horny, oh no I'm broke! fuck that we can go get some Paul Masson."
Paul Masson by pinuchic69 May 30, 2006
Masson really wants to pipe the big A
MASSOn by Persuasive Speaker March 14, 2023

shaun masson 

a crazy guy! one who has very strange dreams and life experiences
dude, that Shaun Masson is crazy!
shaun masson by lordco February 11, 2005

masson leee 

An overly extra, who is always playing hangman and writes his 6 page research essay. If you ask him to dress up as Arther, the outfit is already in his backpack and ready to go.
Man i was like Masson Leee last night, and man oh man did i get all of the females.
masson leee by BIGDADDYLE May 8, 2018

Rory Masson 

Square headed prick who is up William Roys arse
Rory Masson by KyleReid June 22, 2019

brody masson 

That one boy in your class that is just "Brody" Though he seems hard and mean on the outside he really does care and have a big heart. He tends to fall in love easily and he is a player. But overall he is an amazing human being.
you: Hey, what are you doing brody masson?
him: Dating another girl, she is beautiful.
brody masson by IRELYN May 27, 2021