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Robert's Mastery Paradox

When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.
Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.
by SithLordTrevor November 27, 2019
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Chase masker shit

The phrase when you can no longer hold it in and you just fucking run to the toilet. No time to waste you gotta go. This is the ultimate meanest shit of your life. At least 2 hour recovery period after. Then you gotta take a shower to clean up the mess.
Chase is playing MLB. Throws the damn mic and runs to the toilet. Chase masker shit.
by Chase masker shit July 30, 2022
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maskerbating

maskerbating - Wearing a COVID-19 mask while driving in your car alone or walking outside alone. Go do it into the privacy of your home.
I saw somebody maskerbating in their car with the windows up, and a COVID-19 mask strapped tightly onto their face.
by Crackerguy June 10, 2020
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Masker

mas-ker mah-sker

1. n. A person who wears a mask.

2. n. A person who masks themselves.
There are a lot of maskers on the street every day, wearing various types of masks - surgical masks, disposable masks, bandanas, cloth masks, neck gaiters, etc.
by Jellotine November 16, 2020
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Animal mastery

noun: When playing certain role play games, there is a skill call "animal mastery". This means that the character can command animals. In real world terms, this means that the person loves animals and is really adept at having sex with them.
by ALS Project May 11, 2003
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Mastery

His mastery of Guitar Hero was astounding.
by mastrabonoo June 16, 2008
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Anti-masker

Anti-maskers are the new anti-vaxxers. They are a new, more resilient breed of stupid that comes in swarms.

Anti-maskers are atypical in that they hold the deluded belief that wearing masks during a global pandemic are somehow an infringement on their "individual freedoms".

This is like saying there is a school shooter on the loose, and everybody in the school is forced to remain silent and hidden, but one student does not remain silent for the sole reason that it is infringing on their freedom of speech. It doesn't take a wise guy to see the ridiculousness in this way of thinking.

As with anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers, scientologists, climate change naysayers, etc etc, anti-maskers often resort to twisted logic, cherry picking, confirmation bias, belief perseverance, egocentric bias, and any other bias/fallacy to curb their cognitive dissonance and defend their faulty reasoning.

They do not get that mask wearing isn't just about protecting oneself, but about protecting others. Therefore in order to flatten the curve, everybody must cooperate.

Hopefully natural selection will get the best of them.
News on City TV: Hundreds of protesters gathered downtown for most of the afternoon on Saturday, calling for an end to the COVID-19 lockdown measures. The group of anti-maskers were carrying signs and shouting slogans, and caused traffic slow downs. Calling themselves ‘freedom fighters’, they say they are defending their constitutional rights and freedoms.

Me: I don't want to live on this planet anymore
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 18, 2020
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