Mascot

A furry before furries were even a thing

I hate wearing this mascot outfit, I sweat my ass off, it's ridiculously itchy, and all the players
make fun of me, EVEN THE DAMN CHEERLEADERS!

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

Mascot

Alternate name to call somebody other than retarded so as not to offend. Taken from sports teams looking at other humans who have impairments or lesser intellect as a source of inspiration for their championship run.

Arnold's sister is such a mascot!

by CabritoSnow November 20, 2019

Mascot Horror

A subgenre of horror that's often made to attract younger audiences, characterized by a recognizable (usually marketable) mascot. Games in this genre may rely on cheap jump scares and are likely to have extremely convoluted lore.

Examples of mascot horror include but are not limited to: Five Nights At Freddy's, Poppy Playtime, and Hello Neighbor.

"bro that new mascot horror game was terrible, the characters are funny though."

by UnorthodoxAnon February 13, 2023

Mascot body

A man or woman's body type where they have big hips and thighs, and a large, dumpy ass, like an animal mascot for a sports team. Sometimes their head can appear too small for their body, given their huge bottom section.

I'm sure you've seen people like this. They look like a person in a Yogi Bear suit, or a team mascot, because the bottom half of their body is too big, compared to their head.

"That woman in the Accounting Department has a Mascot Body."

by mftmark November 20, 2009

mascot wife

an average looking middle aged wife who delights in bringing cheer to her husband and her home.

He could have had one of a dozen trophy wifes but instead he waited for the love of a true friend. He waited for his mascot wife.

by HipNanny April 9, 2011

Mascot Horror

aka "Kiddie Horror", or "Kiddypasta" Is a sub genre from internet horror, and has been around for quite some time, though it could be argued that FNAF pioneered the sub genre to popularity in 2015. It is used to describe either a game, movie, creepypasta, or horror franchise that pertains to younger audiences such as young Gen Z's and Alphas. Where as older generations wouldn't necessarily find them scary, rather seeing them as more edgy and cringeworthy, sometimes even laughably bad to the point where they wonder how some find this stuff creepy. This is because younger generations tend to be more emotionally susceptible to edgier content than others, and usually develop connections with them as part of brain development. In other words, they're retarded (with their emotions). Some examples of mascot horror such as FNAF, Bendy, Poppy Playtime, & Hello Neighbor usually contain content that is very recognizable and appealing towards these younger individuals mainly due to the cartoonish design of the characters, which is a crucial element in mascot horror. Other types of mascot horror such as Slender, Squid Games, and Siren Head weren't necessarily child friendly to begin with but as time went by, mainstream media has transformed these once horrifying icons so poorly to the point where they aren't even regarded as scary anymore. Despite the name, "mascot" refers to the fact that each mascot horror franchise contains a main notable character, whether it be good or bad.

Youtuber: Hey guys welcome to my 2 hour long video essay of why this mascot horror franchise is failing!

by FungusMan January 18, 2023

Mascot Throat Grab

The act of grabbing someones throat with one hand and attempting to throw them onto the ground on an act of anger. Typically done as an act of revenge.

While a couple were waiting for a cab, a man jumped in front of them in the line and took their cab. The man that had been wronged opened the cab door, crabbed the man by the throat, dragged him out of the cab and threw him on the street. They then got in the cab and drove off.

If one was to issue a Mascot throat grab while holding a cigarette between his/her fingers it would become a "smokey throat grab"

by Bangman October 25, 2008