misclean

When you do a poor job of wiping your anus after crapping.

Oh man, I am so itchy and uncomfortable. I miscleaned.

by King Festus June 16, 2005

diaper muscle

The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.

Barbara, your face is as smooth as a baby's diaper muscle! What kind of skin cream do you use?

by Telephony August 3, 2012

Creptorial muscles

Creptorial muscles refers to one’s shoe game or creps and are usually of substantial quality. A play on word of creps and pectorials muscles.

Pree man’s Creptorial muscles.

by Lilaustin January 19, 2019

toliet muscle

A phrase that simply means butt, ass patootie, etc.

The pink starfish is located near the center of your toliet muscle.

by Telephony July 11, 2014

rustlin' the love muscle

masturbating.

1. "I was feeling lonely at home last night so i started rustlin' the love muscle."

by slimkillz October 23, 2011

muscle bottom

A real tops dream in the gay community. Usually a thick man with a phat booty who takes the dick like a champ. Associated with power bottoms. Not to be confused with earlier stereotypes of skinny twink bottoms. Thick and muscular men are the best bottoms.

I don't want any of those twig figure dudes, I wanna smash that muscle bottom right over there!

by Walaboom January 21, 2017

muscle wedgie

A wedgie in your muscles and/or brain

Linda worked very hard today she must have a big muscle wedgie

Susan did a lot of sit ups at the gym she'll have a big muscle wedgie tomorrow!;)

by ilikeanan September 6, 2016