Martanian Bearcrawl

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Your Favourite Martian

Your Favourite Martian (aka YFM)was a band made by Ray William Johnson (who also made Equals Three (=3)) in the early 2010's. This band was immensely popular but slowly fell into anarchy when the animation company they used started to make ridiculous rules for it's creators to follow, Ray eventually switched to a different animation company. Over time they started to make some of their older songs private and eventually went dormant. A couple years later a meme sprung up called 'you're a douche bag' which was a video that consisted of the first few seconds of Your Favourite Martian's music video Mr. Douchebag. Some other things to note is Your Favourite Martian had a spin-off called YFMTS which had 11 episodes in total. After their last music video released Your Favourite Martian changed it's YouTube username to 'THIS PROJECT IS RETIRED'. In mid 2022 Ray William Johnson started making posts about Your Favourite Martian on his personal YouTube account. Later he announced that Your Favourite Martian was returning on June 1st 2022. Many people were ecstatic. Your Favourite Martian's YouTube username changed to 'THIS PROJECT IS REBORN' and Ray announced that one of their Your Favourite Martian songs called 'Orphan Tears' was getting a sequel. Their sequel was made public on March 23rd 2022 as a premiere set to air at 17:00 June 1st 2022.

Have you heard, Your Favourite Martian is getting a reboot called Your Favourite Martian Gen 2.
Nice.

by JarateMaster May 31, 2022

Maruvianism

The Maruvianism is a new religion founded by the Ukrainian singer MARUV, who's actually the god and savior of the same.
It's disciples are characterized from following the teachings that MARUV gives them because their music, that stands out feminism, homosexuality and self-love as principal values.

"Join Maruvianism and stream "Black Water" on Apple Music and Spotify".
"Maybe your life wouldn't be that tragic if you'd heard MARUV when she said "You'd better focus on me" and then you joined Maruvianism."
"I heard "Drunk Groove" from MARUV and now I wanna join Maruvianism".

by bLaCk wAteR January 2, 2019

Martiniano

The most perfect person in the world. If you disagree, you are wrong.

Martiniano don't worry, just be happy.

by Mavilindaeslamejor April 30, 2020

Malkavian

Even other Damned fear the Malkavians. The cursed blood of their clan has polluted their minds, with the result that every last Malkavian across the world is incurably insane. What's worse, a Malkavian's madness can take nearly any form, from overpowering homicidal tendencies to near-catatonia. In many cases, there's no way to tell a Malkavian apart from the "sane" members of other clans. Those few whose psychoses are immediately obvious are among the most terrifying vampires to stalk the streets.

by tehwofl October 2, 2003

Moravian Academy

A prep school that prepares you well for college by giving you large amounts of homework. Most people who attend this school are actually, on the inside, nerds.

"Yo man we got tons of reading tonight"

"Welcome to Moravian Academy Balla"

by rifrafero January 17, 2009

Wal-Martians

The weird, and mostly hideous, people you only see in Walmart. Mostly fat rednecks or very old people. The enigma of Wal-Martians is that, no matter how long you've lived in your town/area and no matter how long you search there, you will only find them in your local Walmart.

These Wal-Martians are freaks! I never see them anywhere else!

by TheFiend138 July 24, 2015