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Her name means "The Married One" in Spanish, but that does not mean she is going to marry. Sweet, selfish, giving, choleric, loving, faithful, crazy, intelligent, honest, capable of deceiving, she combines everything that cannot possibly fit into one single person. The kind of girl that jumps up and dances wherever she is, if she likes the music being played. Gets in trouble all the time as she has only respect for people with true charisma, not for people wearing instead badges, stars or ribbons.
She is the kind of woman who jumps out of a moving car for no obvious reason only to tell you later that it did not happen at all. You will never be bored with her and she gives you the feeling of being alive in a way you would not have any other way. If you get to close to her, you'll get burned from her energy but if you are too far away, you'll freeze because she can be the sun of your life.
- I broke up with Marita.
- Like you did last time?
- This time it's for good.
-So it is like last time.
Marita by in between things July 5, 2022
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marita'd 

When you text a crush passionately but she responds 24 hours later or more with one-word responses. She then leaves you on read before eventually ghosting you.
You: I texted her two paragraphs about what I did on my summer trip, but she responded the next day with "lol".
Me: Dom, I think you just got marita'd.
marita'd by Cucumcumber September 26, 2021

Marita Bruun 

Marita Bruun is the swaggiest swager in the whole swag world. Also used to describe a swag person. and known to use the word pedo.
person 1: OMG you are so Marita Bruun!
person 2: OMG thank you so much!

marita king 

Just pure intelligence and sexiness, a hard worker and food addict. Thank you.
Wow, I wish I was Marita King.
marita king by ChefBoyarita May 6, 2018

marita bruun 

has a pet named pepsi, he is verry vute but has flott all the time and its litraly so anoying like bitch get that cat som help. anyways she had samleie whit nicholas and evrybody knows like duhhh. she likes toes and exsesaly when her cat poops in the shower in the morning sillyyyyyyy.thats it porobobly.
sombody:my cat poopt in the sower can u help?
marita bruun :yessssssssssssss
marita bruun by atalalalalala September 8, 2022

Linn marita

linn marita is a magical creature that lives in the forests of southern norway. known for its beautiful appearance and stubbornness. she tends to lure stupid men home with her, and they are never seen again
B**** dont be a Linn Marita

Wow your body is so hot, you must be Linn Marita
Linn marita by Kølla November 30, 2021

Maria Amino

Maria Amino is a white blood cell from the show, Ozzy and Drix. Maria Amino captures the viruses inside of Hector Cruz. Maria Amino is sexy and beautiful.
Maria Amino is sexy and beautiful.
Maria Amino by HawaiianPunch1 March 19, 2023