Mathtarded

The inability to perform basic mathematical calculations.

"Hey, can you help me figure out the tip on this bill? You're the only one here who's not totally mathtarded."

by Jessanie January 2, 2008

Montarded

Someone who is retarded only on Monday.

Mitch is seriously montarded.

by chad2009 February 9, 2009

mactarded

Description of a person who lacks the ability to perform simple computing tasks without the assistance and guidance of a dumb-downed, childishly cartoon-like graphical interface, as one would find in the Macintosh operating system.

The guy at the print shop must be mactarded because he had no idea how to how to extract the image from the .zip file I sent.

by seanik March 24, 2010

Mactarded

The feeling you get when switching from PC to Mac.

I would normally be able to do that on my computer, however I recently switched from PC to Mac and I'm still Mactarded.

by Mistress Julie December 29, 2008

muntarded

a cross between munted and retarded.

"err, that kid over there is majorly muntarded!"
"WHAT A MUNTARD! YOU'RE THE BIGGEST MUNTARD I'VE EVER SEEN!"

by livv November 20, 2007

matarded

a person who is so dumb they can't even say what they are.

your so frikin matarded!!!

by stew pididiot December 3, 2007

matarded

Adjective. The status of being highly intoxicated and saying and doing stupid things, but still being the life of the party.

Larry: Dude I was so messed up last night. I hope I didn't say or do anything I'm gonna regret.

Bradley: Yeah actually you got naked in front of everyone. You were pretty matarded.

by D-Money-Maorty September 12, 2011