Mantarted 

Not to be confused with boytarted. Is when a man acts like a fool for no apparent reason. Usually ruining their relationships, or definitely pissing his wife/girlfriend off enough to warrant him sleeping on the couch and or causing the relationship to end.

Why did you beat him up? Jeff is in my college studies class, that's the only way I know him. Don't be mantarted, I wouldn't cheat on you!

Mantarted by kfly9907 January 4, 2008

manutarded

Doing a job without thinking or planning. Fucking things up with or without an agenda. Pissing without aiming. Manutards manutarding things up.

"Yamato manutarded every great VF CAD drawings they could get their hands on."

manutarded by Beware of Blast July 30, 2007

Mandated Modesty 

The simple requirement that everyone must dress modestly.

The objective of mandated modesty is to assimilate the culture with traditionalist ideals. The way the masses dress can often be reflective of the state of the culture... in today's age, the typical American will wear sweatpants, graphic t-shirts, 3XL shirts, revealing clothing, awful looking shoes, and so on... These examples serve as a representation of a society that is lazy, depressed, overweight, promiscuous, obsessed with consuming, and ultimately without a purpose- the antithesis of excellence.

This idea is similar to the "broken window theory" regarding that the appearance of the surrounding environments can influence the behaviors of those within that environment. In essence, people will act in accordance with the beauty -or lack of- in their environment.

The low-IQ explanation: Requiring people to "fake it until they become it" to improve the culture.

"I'm tired of walking into Walmart and seeing 3XL graphic t-shirts with coomer-esque references... This is why we need Mandated Modesty!"

Mandated Modesty by schizo.lounge January 27, 2022

Madtarded 

A fusion of the words "mad" & "retarded".
The "mad" prefix puts further emphasis on somethings' retardation.

"Dude. They are talking about putting a toll on Lakeshore Drive."
"WTF yo!? That sounds madtarded!"

Madtarded by Just4TheFunkOfIt September 27, 2011

mantaste 

The Native American word for penis or a man's sexual performance.

She will surely be satisfied with my mantaste.

mantaste by Dominick Peluso September 14, 2007

mactarded

When anything looks pretty and nice but is non-functional as is a Mac computer.

"The new Firefox 4 browser looks like it's mactarded. Nice design but it's lacking in functionality."

"Sarah used to be intelligent but then became mactarded in college. She's a slut now.

mactarded by HPiddy December 23, 2009

Mantarded 

(adjective)

Describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. Displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being compassionate for his significant other.

A variation of "insensitive dickwad" or "self-centered prick"

Sally: I hate this fucking gray nasty weather. I'm gonna go stab somebunny...BRB

John: I got a RedSox app

Sally: Why are you so mantarded? I told you I'm gonna stab somebody and you're talking about your phone app!?!

Mantarded by justacomma December 2, 2010