manlotion

Hand lotion for guys. Smells usually include manly things.

guy1: my hands feel so much cleaner now.
guy2: dude they smell way to fruity, you really need to get some manlotion.

by MTM483 January 18, 2009

mancation

When normal males engage in "guy" activities that involve sports, camping, gambling, chasing women and most of all drinking amongst their all and only male friends. No wives, mistresses or girlfiends allowed. Done in order ot get in touch with their male-primal roots.

Jack and I hiked 25 miles to trout fish in the Sierras. With many beers and stories, it made for the perfect Mancation.

by Jack7559 April 28, 2006

Mansolation

Mansolation describes the situation in which a relatively large group of people get together, and unexpectedly that group is all girls apart from 1 man. This man then experiences a feeling of gender-related social isolation and feels extremely uncomfortable.

Man says to girlfriend, "you told me I wouldn't be the only man here!"
Girlfriend, "Sorry, I really didn't know this would happen!"
Man says, "Not cool. This is total mansolation!"
Man texts man friend, "I feel like a pimp".

by Disco_L December 13, 2009

Manovation

When men innovate to bring the pleasures of being a man to everyday tasks that are otherwise boring.

Manovation: Jack Daniels BBQ scented soap, the beerfridge next to the crapper...

by h4b4n3r0 June 13, 2013

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

Kyle: Dude just shut up already, you're annoying the hell out of me.

Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?

by Ima Crazy Bitch August 15, 2009

mansation

A verbal conversation taking place between 2 or more heterosexual men. Normally taking place prior to a time of slumber. ANY topic can be spoken about between members of the group. The contents of a mansation may not be brought up to other individuals that did not participate in the mansation.

Sam, Jory, and Nolan had a mansation for the record books last night.

or

Jory: What did you think about the vag we were talking about in our mansation last night?
Sam: That shit was epic.

Nolan: Wait what vag were you talking about?
Jory: Don't worry about it.

by midnightexpress October 21, 2009

mangulation

A hybrid of mangle and strangulation, a mashup of words

Macintrash, Windoze, Linsux: These are mangulations of Macintosh, Windows and Linux.

by ceeyewenty January 3, 2009