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Maiden Oil 

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pussy juice
Son: "My finger has a cut!"
Dad: "Stick it in some Maiden Oil!"
Maiden Oil by zugzwang3 September 4, 2010
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maidenless • maiden • maidenhead • Maidenless behaviour • maidens of madness • maiden call • Maiden Error • maiden juice • Maiden Laden • Maiden Log

maiden's piss 

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Aussie Slang for Cheap White Wine (circa 1970's - 1980's)
wine cheap wine white wine cheap white wine goon booze maiden's piss
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maiden tag

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someone's virginity, aka losing their maiden status
trevor lost his maiden tag in whorehouse.
maiden tag by Fruitermelon July 16, 2007
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maiden call 

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The first call made with a telecommunication device. The call is usually made to someone of personal importance or if the device was a gift, the person who gave the gift.

Term first used in Seinfeld the episode of The Outing.
Jerry: I got a dial-tone! Ok, this is the maiden call.
Kramer: Wait, wait I want to get the first call.
maiden call by Jesadrperez January 17, 2009
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maiden's head 

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A women's virginity often meaning the hymen.
I broke her maiden's head and took her virginity. She let me break her hymen. It was great.
maiden's head by UrbanDatingIsAMyth August 4, 2020
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Maiden's Virus 

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Function: Noun

1a: A Belgian socialist, of any variety, taken to the mass theft of bicycles
Belgian 1: Oh no, somebody stole my bike!

Belgian 2: Mine's been stolen as well!

Cop: Sorry, boys, a maiden's virus has been on the loose in Brussels. We think he might be a member of the Belgian Workers Party.

Belgian 1: Do you know what the maiden's virus looks like?

Cop: All we know is that he is part of a metal band and is apparently a midget taken to homosexual acts.

Belgian 2: If we don't stop this maiden's virus, everybody in Belgium will be without a bicycle!
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