Fruitermelon's definitions

r2c

r2c is shorthand for saying 'reply to confirm', which is a command given to someone via some sort of intermediary communicative device. It usually follows a statement or command given to someone that is particularily important for the intended receiver to understand and/or follow.

Yo i'm picking up 3 for $45 for us and will, plz r2c

by fruitermelon June 2, 2010

i'm over it if you are

A phrase used to express the willingness of the speaker to disregard the perception of the some aspect of the present being an inconvenience. It can also be used humorously (i.e. sarcasm) in basically the same way, but with a varied magnitude of severity regarding the the issue at hand.

"Oh shit i just dropped a plate and broke it"
"i'm over it if you are dude, let's just get this shit out of the kitchen so we can go home"

"Mr. President, New Orleans has been fucked by a shitstorm"
"..I'm over it if you are"

by fruitermelon June 2, 2010

shit i farted

2. An exclamation declaring to someone that one has accidentally farted gas, or farted shit.
1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.

2. What's that smell?
-Oh shit i farted, sorry.

1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah?
-I'd rather eat shit i farted.

1b. What's that she's wearing on her head?
-I dunno, looks like shit i farted

by fruitermelon January 16, 2010

pong juice

Low quality and/or cheap beer, usually light beer that is only appropriately drank for beer pong or when alcohol access is limited (e.g. highschool, fresh/soph year in college). Can be a derogative reference to beer that tastes like it's low in quality, as a means of recommending that the beer be changed.

Dude wtf get this pong juice out of here and let's get some rolling rock.

Dude there's nothing but pong juice left in this keg, let's switch it out.

Dude we need to get some more pong juice if we want to play with 12 people.

by fruitermelon January 3, 2010

GF Stamp

the "Get-Fucked Stamp". a metaphorical stamp placed on the head of anything that gets fucked, either by extreme destruction or extreme intoxication.

We dropped acid on the train-ride there, and 90 minutes later we all got the GF stamp.

5 shots of absinthe gets us the stamp, so we'll prolly have 3-4 tonight so we don't GETFUCKED.

by fruitermelon November 22, 2009

text offender

someone who text's a lot and whose messages are mostly unwarranted or unwanted.

i get so excited when my phone rings cuz i think she's texting me, but then i see it's kek asking me something stupid and getting my hopes up. kek is such a text offender

by fruitermelon October 24, 2008

twisting bitches out

Having sex with a female. Literally, the use and manipulation of their bodies during the act of having sex; phrased in a manner that eludes to a quantity of partners to demonstrate sexual prowess for the male.

To understand, Kek was forced to google and search,
For 'twisting bitches out' but it just didn't work
But he took some classes, man that AP's tough,
Only to find out that it was 'just sex stuff :( '

by fruitermelon October 1, 2008