Maiden Oil

Son: "My finger has a cut!"
Dad: "Stick it in some Maiden Oil!"
by zugzwang3 September 04, 2010
mugGet the Maiden Oilmug.

grommit

1. Rim around your asshole..definition below helps make sense.
2. Also rubber ring used for holes found in electrical boxes.
My grommit itches, how about a rim job?
by zugzwang3 January 30, 2008
mugGet the grommitmug.