MacBook

A computer made by Apple that, for until late 2020, was the most expensive piece horse shit I'd ever seen. Thankfully, it no longer sucks because it now has its own chip which makes the computer actually really good.

These days, it's surprising to see Apple make a good product such as the new M1 MacBook, yet here we are.

by Hot Single Near You August 2, 2021

OG Macko

Famous Rapper Rich Chigga's supposed favorite strain of Kush

Cameraman - "Yo so dude, what's your favorite strain?
Rich Chigga - "OG Macko"
Cameraman - "Da fuck is that?"
Rich Chigga - "None of your fucking buisness!"

by patdamanwitdaplan July 16, 2016

Macbook wanker

A person who uses or talks about their macbook at every given opportunity.
May be used with all apple products eg. ipod wanker, ipad wanker, iphone wanker etc.

"look at Sean on his his macbook-again"
"yeah,hes such a macbook wanker"

by zoola-azul January 11, 2012

mackbook

1. an address book containing the contact information of those one has macked upon

2. an address book used as a reference for making booty calls

a) Person one: bro, we need to get some bitches up in here

Person two: let me look some up in my mackbook

b) Person a. : did you get that amputee porn star's number?

Person b. : yeah, i wrote it down in my mackbook

by Der Bootymeister September 26, 2011

Mackometer

When something has a smaller measurement than the smallest measurement on a ruler
Mack's Penis

Man this Tic Tack is so small It looks like a mackometer

by C-Lien June 17, 2013

macbook pro

Apple Computer's latest weapon. Features a base that's capable of causing third-degree burns.

You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!

by Paul June 18, 2006

Macbook air

A £1,271 party trick. Amaze your friends by putting your macbook air into an envelop. Then chuck it away and use your regular £500 laptop instead.

Macbook air owner: Look! It fits into this envelop! How cool is that?

Person: Nice, what do you do on your macbook air?

Macbook air owner: Huh?

by PepsiDude002 December 21, 2008