Mackerel

A slang term representing one U.S. dollar, generally used amongst fellow poker players.

That bluff just cost me three hundred mackerels.

by HammerHeads March 1, 2008

mackerel mick

A severe stench eminating from a woman's vagina smelling somewhat like rotten fish, sometimes known as turket puss.

Was going for the BIG CHOMP, got hit by the mackerel mick and spewed all over the rotten clam.

by jimmy yogi August 21, 2006

Slimey Mackerel

What you have when you pull your cock out of a chick just after you blew inside her.

Jack said to Sally - suck my slimey mackerel

by wezzzz August 13, 2010

Lick the mackerel

Drinking from the fury cup. Conducting oral sex with a female - often associated with female on female action.

Are you a lesbian? " No I'm afraid I don't lick the mackerel!"

by My Nit September 8, 2006

mackerel

An idiot, dickhead, mug etc

How are Chelsea better than Arsenal you fuckin Mackerel.

by The Dalai Longer November 12, 2004

holy mackerel

An interjection a white father exclaims when he is surprised, shocked, or even terrified.

Holy mackerel! Sam's Club is having a sale on Hamburger Helper!

by guysbeingdudes January 25, 2015

Mackerel Trawler

(1) A man who seeks out the least attractive female in any situation in the hope that he might score; (2) The married dude in your office that is always making plans with marginally good looking women and talking about it for weeks; (3) Buddy in a group of dudes that always takes on the anchor chick in a group of women to give his buddies a chance.

(1) "Adam wouldn't even talk to Shelly, who seemed to be into him. He went full Mackerel Trawler and took Abby home again. For fuck's sake, man."

(2) "Perkins went to lunch with Cindy again. Can you believe it?! What a fucking Mackerel Trawler. Now I'll have to hear about for fucking ever."

(3) "You see Kasley divert the Anchor's attention while I got her buddy's digits? Dude's all time."

by Jerome de Oaktown September 30, 2009