Mutton Machete

Penis.

See that bird over there. She's a horny bitch..I am going to fuck her with my mutton machete tonight when it's rock hard

by Course Work January 11, 2012

Machete

a long knife, used for hacking your way through the jungle. also the most awesome zombie killing tool ever.

Shit, theres zombies outside. wheres my machete

by ltdelicious May 4, 2009

macheted

To have a threesome with a girl and her mother. Usually done in a pool while being recorded with a video camera.

I went to her house this weekend and macheted her and her mom.

by rustyspikeshackleford April 6, 2011

Vca.machete

Vca.machete is a hench gymlad who sits on his xbox all day playing fortnite and trying to become a btec faZe Sway on creative.

See also Chaotic Machete

My friend is such a vca.machete.

by NickCopyright November 28, 2019

Machete

Machete is the most bad ass movie ever created. It is about Machete, and ex-Federale who is a legend to all Mexican-Americans, being betrayed by a company who hired him off of the street to assassinate Senator John McLaughlin. All out war is declared and Machete's Mexican-American army kick some fucking balls off. Also includes Lyndsay Lohan's tits.

Guy 1-Dude! Did you see Machete?

Guy 2- Hell ya! I jerked off so hard to Lindsay Lohan's tits!

by skown March 5, 2011

macheek

fine as piece of woman.

enjoys dancing, partying, chedda

works hard fo' her$

alwayz lookin' fresh tuh d3@th. young stunna y'all don't wanna mess wit dis homey

a.k.a. m@c#33k, ch-ch-ch-chikas,lil mama'

Yo macheek wut ya' doin' 2nyte

i'm workin muh corner dawg, tell dat hussy to bring his chedda and shits goin' down. muh lip gloss loook poppin, don't it?

by Vil January 15, 2008

machete

A knife with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.

Hello, my name is Jason Vorhees, I wear a hockey mask, and I am a machete-killer addict

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004