The Macguyver

A sexual act involving some jumper cables, a dead hamster, 3 paper clips, 4 gallons of jergens lotion, 2 bicycles without seat, 4 men docking, 3 guys with machine guns, 4 machetes and a piece of bubble gum

Bro we got the crew together and pulled The Macguyver last night.

by Louzealand August 6, 2008

Macguyver Tits

i. A pair of crafty breasts, usually belonging to a female. The nipples are either perky enough to pick a lock, or the breasts are so alluring to the male's gaze that they could disarm a gunman.

ii. A women's chest which appears large, but is in fact a bra stuffed with socks, tissue paper, duct tape, etc.

i. "Hey Steve, check out that girl at the end of the bar. She's using her Macguyver Tits to get drinks again!"

ii. "I wish I was a D-cup like you, Erin." "Here, you can borrow one of my bras and some toilet paper - just Macguyver some Tits."

by Lil Wreni March 19, 2010

Slutty-Macguyver

Slutty-Macguyver. 1. Adjective) A woman, who is not only slutty, but crafty in the arts of slutty around. 2. Noun) Something that is slutty macguyver

1. (celebrity) was such a slut that she went behind my back like macguyver
2. God damn it (celebrity), you're being Slutty-macguyver.

by Rendives January 2, 2012

macguyver stoner

(Noun) a stoner who creates or builds whilst under the influence of marijuanna.

He's a MacGuyver stoner, he built a water pipe out of Legos and cheese.

by Digger mama December 12, 2013

MacGuyver lifter

A person in the gym who uses machines not for their intended purpose. They improvise and do a different exercise than the equipment was designed for.

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Hey look at that MacGuyver lifter. Why he is standing on the shoulder press machine to do calves? He is soo weak. Does he even lift?

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by joejoe1420 September 17, 2012

MacGuyver Materials

The limited resources one uses in a pinch to set things right.

Alyssa ran out of tampons, so she used toilet paper as MacGuyver Materials and rolled it into a makeshift pad.

by VikingGirl March 10, 2010

MacGuyverism

The uncanny ability to use ones surroundings to overcome any situation. Exceptional improvisational skills a must. Quick wit and creativity also play a major role in MacGuyverism.

I shall get us out of this situation, for I am a master of MacGuyverism!

by Jeremy Harrison May 25, 2006