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lazertits

tits that just can't be controlled. always popping out, nipples blazing. they have a mind of their own. they used to be g's, but they were downsized. they like to party. they could suffocate a man.
dude i just saw that girl's nipples!!

obviously you did, they're lazertits.
by idontlikethatbitch April 12, 2009
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Loveitis

A medical condition affecting the heart (not the one that pumps blood, the other one). The inflammatory reaction results in swelling, redness, warmth, and pleasure. There is no cure for it.
I need you, I want you, I miss you, I LOVE YOU... like crazy! I'm suffering from loveitis.

-Edward-O & Mella
by Dr. Edward-O, MD October 29, 2012
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lazertits

1. tits that are so outrageous that they're a lethal weapon.
2. tit action that travels at the speed of light.
3. extreme headlights of the mammary kind.
4. futuristic feminine power.
the ladies of lazertitsdotcom displaying their wares.
by lazertitting bandit March 9, 2010
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Livertits

One who has abnormally large man titties, possibly named Kelly.
These tits may be lined and/or pointy and may jiggle. When you look at them, you become mesmerized in their uniqueness. If you happen to get a hold of these "livertits" then they may feel like ziploc bags of pudding.
Person 1: Yo, what up fat lard?!
Person 2: Yo, what up livertits?!
"Livertits": Ay man they're a C cup!
by JChipps September 6, 2010
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liverbits

Chunky bits that come out during your period - normally towards the final few days
I found some liverbits floating in the pan/on my pad
by sexperian June 1, 2007
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Loverlips

Sarcastic name you now use to describe your douchy friend who never hangs out with you anymore, since he now has a steady girlfriend.
Douche:

"Hey guys, do you want to hang out and watch the game tonight?" "Sarah is out with her parents."

Guys:
"Not tonight Loverlips, we have other plans!"
by Tonytoys February 18, 2013
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liverbits

Chunks that come out when a woman is on the rag. Often, finding one of these is accompanied by the creeping feeling of horror that you might just be handling your own miscarried embryo.
"Urr... do you think this liverbits was a boy or a girl?"
by nikniknok June 1, 2007
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