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Loser Turn 

When you do a small race with someone in a car on a regular road and drive ahead of them but then the driver of the car behind you, knowing they have lost, decides to use the nearest turn as if signifying that they did not want to race with you in the first place and they lost because they wanted to turn when in reality they are just trying to piss you off instead of accepting defeat.
EXAMPLE #1

Porsche Driver: Yo, I raced this one guy in a riced Honda civic and when I clearly got ahead of him, he immediately used the nearest turn.

Friend: He really pulled the loser turn on you, he could not accept defeat.

EXAMPLE # 2

Ricer: Yo I raced this one BMW driver but they won so I immediately used the nearest turn to leave the road, you know, as if to give the message to the BMW driver that I was not really racing them. As if I am saying that I "lost" because I had to turn and the race was unfair because of that.

Friend: Dude, you really did pull the loser turn didn't you?
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Loserpaloserville 

The place where the biggest losers in the world live
The population of loserpaloserville is one. The only resident is Lordserious.
Loserpaloserville by ZachB2 June 4, 2018
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STONE COLD LOSER 

A cuck Republican in name only who puts his American constituents last. A multi-millionaire who straps dogs to the roof of his car, keeps binders full of women, and fires his cancer stricken employees so he doesn't have to pay for their health care expenses.
So nice to see RINO Mitt Romney booed off stage at the Utah Republican Convention. They are among the earliest to have figured this guy out, a STONE COLD LOSER!

Losercide 

Losercide is the act of blowing oneself up and killing numerous innocent people.
Usually committed by a wannabe martyr that thinks it will make them an instant hero.
A real martyr is a person who suffers torture, torment, great pain or misery for a long time rather than giving up their beliefs.
After two policemen wrestle a suspect to the ground, and disarm the explosives hidden beneath the individuals clothing, one cop says to the other " I'm glad that Losercide failed."
Losercide by jpg3 October 10, 2010

Loser Position

The Loser Position is where you bring both legs up over your head and point your cock right at your face, or more preferably mouth.
My goddess instructed me to get into the loser position so I could eat all my cummies!
Loser Position by Whatwat3 April 24, 2021

tonight's biggest loser 

"Sal is tonight's biggest loser"

Loserfruit 

Loserfruit is the leader of Fruitopia (also known as Loserfruitopia). A majestical land where Fruitopian's are granted fruit powers.
Ng: "Hey man did you check out loserfruit's stream last night?"
Namejosh: "Yeah bro, I <3 Loserfruit! Kappa"
Loserfruit by gangshit345 March 16, 2015