A LoserBator is a guy who has no friends, no job, no hobbies and lives in his parents basement and does nothing but Masturbate his Loser weiner from the time he wakes up till he goes back to sleep. Also known as a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator.
Joe: Hey Tony, How long you been a LoserBator?
Tony: Oh, since I got fired 10 years ago.
Joe: How much time do you spend jacking off?
Tony: Ummm, around 10 hours a day.
Joe: WTF! Wow Tony You Are a LOSER! Good Job Bro!
Tony: Oh, since I got fired 10 years ago.
Joe: How much time do you spend jacking off?
Tony: Ummm, around 10 hours a day.
Joe: WTF! Wow Tony You Are a LOSER! Good Job Bro!
by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020
Get the LoserBator mug.Johnny:I'm loverbating to Emma Watson oh my God she's so sweet and nice and intelligent I just love her! *jack off
Steve: What the fuck you don't know her plus she lives across the sea
Johnny day dreaming: Sailors singing and dancing: "Oh we went across the see, in the wide wide open sea to see what we could see,
Other sailors: *whistling in tune
Sailor: Oh the big mystery!
Other sailors: Of the wide wide open sea!
*Sailor folk dance*Sailor folk dance
Sailors signing: Oh how inlove we could be in the wide wide open sea
*Jack off
Sailors whistling* *sailor folk dance
Jack: *stares what the fuck is the matter with you man!?? *runs away screaming
Johnny:.... :O)
Steve: What the fuck you don't know her plus she lives across the sea
Johnny day dreaming: Sailors singing and dancing: "Oh we went across the see, in the wide wide open sea to see what we could see,
Other sailors: *whistling in tune
Sailor: Oh the big mystery!
Other sailors: Of the wide wide open sea!
*Sailor folk dance*Sailor folk dance
Sailors signing: Oh how inlove we could be in the wide wide open sea
*Jack off
Sailors whistling* *sailor folk dance
Jack: *stares what the fuck is the matter with you man!?? *runs away screaming
Johnny:.... :O)
by browngirlsdonttakebs July 5, 2009
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by Noosh September 19, 2005
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Get the Likerbate mug.A scandal of humorous proportions, often resulting in mass ridicule or hysteria on internet forums. Taken from the Watergate scandal, and several instances of lol, lolzies and sometimes along the lines of lmao.
by Fatboy November 18, 2003
Get the Lollergate scandal mug.someone who masterbates while doing it poorly...obviously. Someone who can't fuck themselves right..or worse, and likely never to have a girlfriend.
mr.bean and pee-wee herman are loserbaters.
by hot-rod-god August 29, 2010
Get the loserbater mug.Excessive use of the meme language known as Leet (Leetspeak, Eleet, I33t, 1337, whatever), especially variations of "LOL".
Aaron: OMG, n00b, check out theez awesome lolcats!
Erin: Lollerskates!
Arin: Roflcopters, d00d.
Airen: T0tal pwnage!
Air In: You better not be rickrolling me now, ROFLMAO!!!
Voice from television public service broadcast: Recent studies indicate that excessive lollerbation can lead to loneliness, severe depression and hairy palms.
Erin: Lollerskates!
Arin: Roflcopters, d00d.
Airen: T0tal pwnage!
Air In: You better not be rickrolling me now, ROFLMAO!!!
Voice from television public service broadcast: Recent studies indicate that excessive lollerbation can lead to loneliness, severe depression and hairy palms.
by Whordley Wordsmithson, Esq. March 7, 2009
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