Loggin' Off

When one is defecating!
To defecate!

"Charlene What are you doin in there, you've been ages!!?"
"I'm loggin' off!"
"Dirt"
or
I really have to log off, I'm touching cloth man!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Kenny Loggins

The collective name for both a user name and password for any sort of account you have to "log in" to.

Hey man I wanna watch a movie, what's your mom's Kenny Loggins for Netflix?

by Jerry13InchHosey November 9, 2015

Lincoln Loggin

The act of naked men stacking themselves on top of one another, mouth to penis, in a way that resembles the child’s building you, Lincoln Logs. The bottom layer of men faces upward and the top layer of men faces downward. Men are connected by a penis-to-mouth chain. It’s essentially a 69 gay orgy.

Person 1: “Hey, I was planning on Lincoln Loggin with some homies tonight. You wanna come?”

Person 2: “Oh, yeah, for sure!”

by allypoo March 14, 2022

Schnozzer Loggin

When your nose is so long its knocking people out!

Max: Bro you have a Schnozzer Loggin
Me: Fuck You, i never knock people out
Max: Yeah but your nose is soooooooo long!

by swaglord3 January 5, 2021

Linkin-Loggin

When an individual connects their urinary output to their anus, using a medical catheter, so that they can urinate into their own anus, and subsequently defacate into their urinary tract.

MAN DID YOU SEE SPOOKY?! HE WAS LINKIN-LOGGIN HARD AFTER LEAVING THE DETOX AGAINST MEDICAL ADVICE YESTERDAY!

by realtimecrease October 1, 2022

floggin' and loggin'

Flogging the dolphin while taking a crap.

Was bored while a crap so I decided to start floggin' and loggin'.

by loggin_r0b May 20, 2014

Kenny Loggins

Returning to Pooh Corner while riding on the horses, yea-yea.

If you fall I'll pick you up, pick you up (Kenny Loggins style).

by Scanlons February 19, 2008