lobster

An encredibly sexy animal that is always up for something kinky ;}

Look, there's a lobster! God they make me horny!

by Mooshe September 30, 2005

lobster

The name given to a hyperventilating flaccid penis which is usually stark red in color.

Nin decided to give his lobster a bit of air and presented it to Elise who wasn't too impressed.

by CKStarCraft January 18, 2008

lobster

Someone who uses you, or "latches on" to you to get things. Lobsters hang out with you all day, even though you may never talk to them. Commonly referred to as a "lob." "Lobbing" describes the actions of a lobster.

Lobster: "Hey dawg, lemme get a ride."

by Fye One January 8, 2007

lobster

Any of several edible marine crustaceans of the family Homaridae, especially of the genus Homarus, having stalked eyes, long antennae, and five pairs of legs, the first pair of which is modified into large pincers.
basically a big red long thing with pinchers that people eat.

oh mang, that lobster i had for diner was gooood.

by ve03h July 15, 2008

lobster

sea creatures that chase me from the bathroom.

if you hear faint clicking of lobsters as you leave your bathroom RUN!

by FauxHawk July 25, 2006

lobster

The goofy people that hang out in your dorm lobby all day long. Usually smell bad because they don't shower and are proud of that fact. They hog the big screen TV to watch the Star Trek Marathon or Rocky Horror picture show with the sound turned off as they read the script they wrote for it. They sit there for hours playing board games like Dungeons & Dragons or Magic the gathering or some other goofy crap while wearing fairy costumes. They may not even belong to your dorm but take it over anyway and join forces with the dorks that do live in your dorm. They just sit there like idiots as you pelt them with snow balls, super soakers, and rocks. Even after you force them out, the smell is still there. Typically they are CS and chemistry majors.

We had planned to watch the football game on the big screen in our lobby but we don't have time to run all the damn lobsters out and clear the air before it starts.

by Sceadu October 17, 2006

lobster

A term used to describe a woman with an "ample backside," the reference being that "all the meat's in the tail."

The term gained popularity at the US Naval Academy after the term WUBA was banned from use by the Commandant of Midshipmen.

Man, Jennifer Lopez would be the perfect woman if she wasn't a lobster.

by Midn2/c (Ret.) June 5, 2011