hair leprosy is similar to regular leprosy...except that instead of your limbs and skin falling off, your hair and facial hair fall out
Kid #1: Did you get a hair cut and shave last night?
Kid #2: No man, the doctor says that I developed hair leprosy.
Kid #2: No man, the doctor says that I developed hair leprosy.
by jchardcore68 September 2, 2007
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How do you get a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel!
Look at that kid over there with a bandaide on...i bet he's got leprosy.
Look at that kid over there with a bandaide on...i bet he's got leprosy.
by cameronthered December 5, 2005
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A disease caused by overexposure to the music created by the band Def Leppard. Symptoms include bleeding eardrums, glazed over eyes, uncontrollable teeth grinding, feelings of rage, aggravation, and depression. Thoughts of suicide may occur in severe cases.
My asshole friend played the entire Hysteria album on our road trip. I feel like I'm in the later stages of Def Leprosy.
by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010
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Sal, proudly, Yeah, it's my leprosy car! Cool, isn't it?
Sal, proudly, Yeah, it's my leprosy car! Cool, isn't it?
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 2, 2011
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2: "Didn't you hear? He went to India a couple years back and encountered a leprosy."
1: "Shit...So he's gone huh?"
2: "Didn't you hear? He went to India a couple years back and encountered a leprosy."
1: "Shit...So he's gone huh?"
by Jimmy Jesus Bear August 22, 2017
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"ill blow you for a dime" the man says next, and name shakes his head. he gags again as the figure slides a hand- the one without a finger- down his stained pants. its sickening, and name feels like he might really vomit.
"i-i dont have a dime either" name shoves his aspirator into his pocket, stumbling over his pillbox. he grabs that too, tucking it away.
suddenly, his fear-driven controll snaps. hes a leper, name realizes. oh god, hes got leprosy, if he touches me, ill have it too!
"i-i dont have a dime either" name shoves his aspirator into his pocket, stumbling over his pillbox. he grabs that too, tucking it away.
suddenly, his fear-driven controll snaps. hes a leper, name realizes. oh god, hes got leprosy, if he touches me, ill have it too!
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Me, closing my computer: You- you don’t know what you’re talking about-
Me, closing my computer: You- you don’t know what you’re talking about-
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