Prostate Massage, The carressing of the anal crevis or finger massaging the anus up to the prostate. Usually practiced durring a HJ (hand job for a man) or Doggie style (for a woman). Not nessacarily a homosexual act.
I dont know about that Linguam Massage, she wasn't supposed to stick her finger that far up my ass. Stop, ok keep going.
by Benjosan June 11, 2006
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An abnormally long and meaty cock. A langhammer can be thought of as a “porn-star” caliber dick. Aside from the above average length and girth, a langhammer must have clear protruding penile veins.
Heidi: I feel so bad for Shea.
Maria: Why, what happened?
Heidi: The guy she went home with ended up having a langhammer…
Maria: Are you serious?
Heidi: Yeah, all she wanted was a normal hookup, but now she can’t even walk.
Maria: Why, what happened?
Heidi: The guy she went home with ended up having a langhammer…
Maria: Are you serious?
Heidi: Yeah, all she wanted was a normal hookup, but now she can’t even walk.
by handfootandbun September 24, 2022
Get the langhammer mug.Means to "Suck my dick" The work came from MCA very funny when screamed at a person also songs can be made out of this. Other words are pulled off of this word such as
-Lingulator of lingams(dick sucker)
-Lingulator of lingams(dick sucker)
Example 1
Mca-"LINGULATE MY LINGAM!!!!!!!!"
Person-"what mca"
Mca-"nothing nevermind.....suck my dick!!"
Example 2
Mca-"Hey Knucklehead"
Person-"yes"
Mca-"You are a lingulator of lingams"
Person-"Huh"
Mca-"BRAAAAHHHHH!.......cock sucker"
Mca-"LINGULATE MY LINGAM!!!!!!!!"
Person-"what mca"
Mca-"nothing nevermind.....suck my dick!!"
Example 2
Mca-"Hey Knucklehead"
Person-"yes"
Mca-"You are a lingulator of lingams"
Person-"Huh"
Mca-"BRAAAAHHHHH!.......cock sucker"
by Knuclehead January 23, 2011
Get the Lingulate My Lingam mug.An incandescent shaft. my most treasured possession. A thing of extraordinary beauty. If ur out there yoni u can love it and kiss it all night long
by harikrishna69 November 14, 2004
Get the lingam mug.With the help of his longhammer, Alex was able to defeat the rebel alliance, master the violin, and still make it home in time for lunch
by Megantron August 9, 2010
Get the Longhammer mug.Surname of British comic actor (Chris Langham) convicted of downloading child pornography hence
To do a Langham - to download kiddie fiddler flicks
Also charged with, but not convicted of, attemtped buggery on a minor (alledged to have attempted to take an underage female up the wrong 'un in a hotel shower)
Hence definition two:
To do a Langham - to attempt to take a girl up the wrong 'un
To do a Langham - to download kiddie fiddler flicks
Also charged with, but not convicted of, attemtped buggery on a minor (alledged to have attempted to take an underage female up the wrong 'un in a hotel shower)
Hence definition two:
To do a Langham - to attempt to take a girl up the wrong 'un
Shannon Matthews' 'step father' was arrested for doing a Langham.
She was on the rag so he did a Langham
She was on the rag so he did a Langham
by Roystrongisabitstrange April 2, 2008
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