limbert

A social butterfly with fatherly qualities, who loves to dance and puts a twist on english; also usually has many brothers, tends to repeat what others say, and gotta donk.

The secret word is limbert. You wish you had a dad like limbert.

by black swans July 25, 2011

clit limpet

where one gets a seal between ones upper lips and her lower lips

oh my lord I can't believe it. She's such a dirty clit limpet!

by tom roberts June 19, 2004

limpet

type of hugging or bodily contact that resembles a Limpet in its strength of attachment.

"I hadn't seen Cheryl in two months and when I came back she Limpeted me."

"Miriam? Yeah we get on really well, she's my limpet."

by DC January 13, 2005

Lumperts

Something made junky, cheaply assembled, prone to break easily, unreliable.

Son, ya’ll Wal-Mart bike be all lumperts! Handle bars be fallin’ off. Seat broke. Tires flat!!

by Koolmann46 May 8, 2019

dick limper

Something that makes your hard dick go limp.

Seeing your mom naked is a real dick limper.

by Rand McPulls May 23, 2016

chin limpet

The most derogatory possible epithet for a beard.

Soul patch?! More like chin limpet!

He took No-Shave November to heart, but all he has to show for it is this awful chin limpet.

by Ladybort December 1, 2009

lippert

a hot ass bitch, blonde hair blue eyes, tattoos.....peircings....keeps it real and has a grill....got lots of friends and uses everything she has....pure goodness

" Yo that girl is a total Lippert"

by Bo Lippert October 17, 2006