Limping Off

Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick

It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

limping pirate

When doing a chick from behind and about to bust a nut the male "pulls out" and spits on the womans back. When she turns around, blow your load in her eye. When she gets up all pissed off punch her in the leg causing her to limp while holding her eye.

Sheeet dawg, was laying that chick out... when i gaver her a limpin pirate awww sheeeet.

by Rylon September 16, 2004

limeing

Verb version of acronym LIME: Living In the Moment Everyday. It's about embracing life, not being a pansy, and embracing the moment. Like YOLO or Carpe Diem, but for all the non-assholes.

Guy #1: Your gf just broke up with you, yet your just made out with that girl, punched that asshole, and are at boss level right now.
Guy #2: Hell yeah, bro. I let nothing keep me down. I'm limeing, son.

by Derek Michael December 6, 2015

Lombing

(pron. Lahm-bing) To Lomb. To do anything.

If you are reading this right now, you are lombing.

by MWade893 November 22, 2010

liming

A substitute for "hanging around," or "loitering."

Stop liming around those asians.

by Kremer June 7, 2004

The Limping pony

When one obsesivley penetrates a woman's ass hole to the point where she is unable to walk, then useing what force is nessesary, making her to give you a ride on her back.

I didn't get a turn on the donkey ride today at the zoo, luckly tonight my girlfriend is coming over to do the limping pony, and I'm gona get my turn.

by Renob Champ March 7, 2010

Limping Zebra

noun- the crazy person at a party who isn't drunk, but acts like they are on cocaine.

This person is most probably drawing attention to themselves ( like a Zebra would) and dancing horribly (as if they are physically challenged)

Did you see that limping zebra before? Hes scaring away all the chicks.

by XRKellyX October 31, 2010