limerick

A poem of Irish fame that is usually humorous and often nasty. It's five lines are based on beats of 4/4/2/2/4...like a marching drummer.

The O.C. Limerick

There once was a man from Orange County,
Who humped every girl like a Mountie,
Two more girls in his shack,
As they jumped in his sack,
Now he's known as the Duke of Orange County!

by thedzone October 3, 2009

Limerick

A beautiful lady-like city in Ireland's midwest. The last bridging point on the river (longest in Ireland and Britain) Shannon before it enters the sea. Scientists were recently surprised to discover that the river is composed of tears of the citizens who are constantly overcome with joy at the sight of the beautiful architecture on sunny days when crossing one the many bridges. Sadly some residents have to wait for periods in the arms of waters that are distant from Limerick City.

Some buzz around the milk market in Limerick of a Saturday morning kid.

by GearóidÓM June 23, 2011

limerick

A verse form, often humorous and generally off-color or obscene, as:

"Then up spoke the Bey of Algiers,
And said to his harem, 'My dears,
'Tho' you may think it odd of me,
I've given up sodomy.
Tonight there'll be fucking! (Loud cheers).

They were just a bunch of drunken Oxford dons, spouting limericks.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

Limerick Mermaid

A special request fetish, whereby the woman wears a horse's head.

Made notorious by the numerous demented scumbags of Limerick city and Irish music pair 'The Rubberbandits'.

I'm feeling kinky tonight Sínead. How's about a Limerick Mermaid? Put this on. (whilst handing her a horse head mask)

by daPillock December 10, 2010

Limericking

The social media site ritual of composing limericks dedicated to worn out and wasted (ex-)Group Admins. Typically observed on the occasion of the send off party, after both "cake" and "beer" have been typed.

"Many thanks to {name of worn out and wasted (ex-)Group Admin} for being such a proactive and positive admin. Your influence will be missed."

"Clearly this occasion needs limericking."

"Should I look up "limericking" in the Urban Dictionary in case there's a meaning I'm not aware of?"

by mythbustier January 14, 2010

timberdick

A man with a very abnormally large dick, some say it's the God of all dicks, others dream of having such a dick, it resembles a redwood tree trunk and can attract girls of ALL ages

"Megan said he had a timberdick!"
"I wish I was timberdick, he gets all the pussy!"

by Ladiesman445 May 16, 2016

West Limerick

West Limerick is located at the west side of Limerick, Ireland. It is borderline to both cork and kerry, therefore the accent is quite different to natives from limerick. West limerick people tend to be quite country and nice. And farmers.

Jesus, youre from cork or kerry anyway.
No, im from west limerick.
Shift me.

by gasman11 January 11, 2012