sightseeing

The act of staring at a woman’s cleavage, usually while wearing sunglasses

I went sightseeing at the beach today and got a good look at all the cononuts!

by offon September 1, 2021

White Lightening

The act of fooling a woman into believing she is going to receive a facial by instead spitting into her mouth, cumming in your hand, and slapping her (while shouting "WHITE LIGHTENING") across the face causing cum to shoot everywhere.

*this is only possible if the woman is on her knees, mouth open, and eyes closed. which should be natural for a woman when told she is getting a facial of cum.

Have sex in any position, or oral sex just as usual. Before cumshot, tell her its time baby. She will naturally open mouth and close eyes. Spit in her mouth, cum in hand, yell white lightening while gaining momentum with your hand, and slap her across the face. This is to only be done to the same woman one time. She is never going to talk to you after this.

by Mitino January 10, 2009

Lightening Bug

A very dangerous bug that shoot streams of lightening out its mouth. It draws in little children with a small pretty light until they get close enough to zap the fuck out of them so he can feed his fucking evil family who also kill children. Their babies taste like chinese food.

I saw a horde of lightening bugs so I hauled ass back inside my house

by Ginsu48 September 18, 2009

lightskingoku69

lightskingoku69 is the most hilarious and creative tik toker out there, this person does not have a single flaw🙏. some might say that lightskingoku69 is the greatest creator to ever bless tik tok!

*person 1* “woah, who is that super attractive intelligent amazing person over there?”

*person 2* “dude, that’s lightskingoku69”

by sashaphobic May 10, 2021

ride the lightening

For a person to be electrocuted or executed by means of the electric chair.

Billy went to ride the lightening after he raped his sister, murdered is family and ate their remains.

by Elky October 30, 2005

lightening mcqueen

A name given to one with a fast masturbation arm. Usually such an individual is identifiable by one arm being much bigger than the other.

Jim's been working out on the old pipe lately. He looks like a real Lightening McQueen with that right arm of his.

by Tasty Nuts June 19, 2014

White Lightening

Phenomenon which occurs when a person has been walked in on while masturbating and fleas the scene quickly...leaving only a streak of light referred to as white lightening. Unlike regular lightening, it can strike in the same place more than once.

Person A:Was that just white lightening i saw???!!!!!????
Person B: Judging by trail of that sticky substance i should say so.

by Anonymous February 7, 2003