Lifeliners

Lifeliners, or Lifeloser as he was known by most, was a simple man with a simple job. He worked as a toilet cleaner in the army and had been doing it for years. It wasn't the best job in the world, but it paid the bills and kept him busy. To Life, there was nothing better than the army, and doing what he was told by his superior Protobaggins. He was completely devoted to it, and his whole personality was shaped around it. He often wore army clothes off duty, and would seek validation from strangers irl and online.

Life's outlook was not all about the army though. He was married, and would often post about his personal life online which surprised most. He shared details about his family, and even posted pictures of them. However, things took a turn for the worse when Life was doxxed. His personal information was shared online, and suddenly everyone knew everything about him. He was worried about the safety of his family and decided to delete all his social media accounts. From that time on, Life learnt a lesson to not share his life story to strangers online.

Despite his love for the army, there was one thing that Life was not good at - PVP. Though he thought that he was a good player, whenever he got called out, he ran away. Life's obsession with the army didn't exactly translate into skills in the virtual world.

I clean Protobaggins boots every morning = Lifeliners

by Sparc Mac Community September 10, 2023

The Libertines

The greatest band ever.

Listen to Up The Bracket or the singles -don't look back into the sun-

by Emilou March 29, 2004

The Libertines

Troublesome quartet in red who rock your bloody socks off!

~*The Arcadian Dream will set you free!*~

the Albion sails on course

by pseudonym March 30, 2005

Taking Liberties

mugging someone off in front of their mates.

giving it large to someone in their own manor.

Sydney FC fans were taking liberties in Melbourne. 25/10/08

by Scenus Amazium December 9, 2008

Libertini

A Libertini is Italian plumber that is angry all the time. He loves to move his hands around to talk. His ankles are the size of a baby arm but he likes to over compensate by wearing steel toe work shoes because he’s to good for work boots. The Libertinis favorite tool is a Home Depot bucket to sit on so he can spread his tools around and work from one spot. If you’d like to trigger the Libertini, say things such as “You Look Homeless” or “You’re on Call” or simply put his tools away where they belong, send him pictures of ugly small dogs or change his wallpapers on his phone. His coworkers also refer to him as a sexy magician. All in all, He’s fun to work with even though a Libertini hardly ever works.

“Oh Hunny... the sink is clogged again, Can you call Libertini”

by His Coworker June 9, 2020

libertines

British band fronted by Carl Barat and Pete Doherty. Their songs often contain traces of The Clash, The Buzzcocks, The Jam, and The Smiths. Very mythic history and an even more unstable future, it seems. Gayest "straight" band in rock, according to the NME.

The Libertines are so fucking gay - but in a good way.

by stella April 10, 2004

Lifeline

A person you can always depend on to help you in a really messed up situation where you need a quick excuse/escape.

This person will always have that six sense to lie in favor of you when asked about your current location (sometimes without you giving them any real hint about it).

This person also happens to be in the right place at the right time when you're in trouble.

"Dude, that blind date is horrific! I need to call my lifeline."
Or...
"Thanks, man! You're a lifeline!"

In situations where you're running late getting into work:
Boss: "Do you know if your name came into work today?"
Lifeline: "Uh... Yeah, he came in an hour before I went on lunch break. He's somewhere around here."

by Red.Orchestra April 9, 2009