stella's definitions

shoot the moose

A euphanism for masturbation.

Man, Marie said she had a headache and left my place really early last night. I had to go shoot the moose to take the pressure off.

by Stella October 17, 2004

Freshly Soiled

A female person who has recently had sex.

Looks like Marie is freshly soiled.

by Stella September 24, 2002

Ring Gay

One who is married to someone of the opposite sex but is a homosexual.

That Ted isn't pulling one over on us. Everyone knows he's ring gay!

by Stella September 24, 2002

bobof

Big ole blob of fat...

My ex, bobof, expects me to pay for his health insurance. Go away fat man.

by Stella December 23, 2003

sex drifter

Someone who has sex with one person after another within the same crowd.

Jen is a known sex drifter.

by Stella September 24, 2002

Alion

An alien furiously running down an abandoned street with an American flag painted on its face.

Holy cream dump! I just saw an alion last night.

by Stella January 18, 2005

The Stellas and Stellos

a group of super kewl people (sort of a cult) who will kick ur ass in a second.

Can't put the names of the people because the cops might catch us.

by Stella January 28, 2005