lighten your shit

means you need to tone things down a bit and not make such a fuss or scene.

Brah, you need to lighten your shit a little. Cut down on the antics cos nobody needs to know where you masturbate.

by de-pube March 10, 2022

Code Leighton

Noun: when a hunk begins a destructive pattern precipitated by alcohol consumption and a recent break-up. Commonly manifested as assault, battery, and destruction of property

After Leighton and GF#6752 got into a big fight, I’m predicting a 69% chance of Code Leighton tonight. Hide your chairs.

by Pabloskbar February 22, 2019

Lightening

Alternate spelling for lightning, often used by moronic Internet junkies and feeble-minded cretinous Facebook users.

Status: "Wow, thunder and lightening tonight!"
Fifteen of my fuckwit friends 'like' this.

Comment:"Really, a storm and altered skin tone?"

by NoSnKi December 16, 2011

Lightendorf

This phenomenon occurs when, on the way to your destination, you are caught by all the traffic lights from A to B.

Man, I was really lightendorfed this morning on the way to work. I got caught by 9 lights!

by kstockable September 8, 2010

Leighton homosexual

A male who overcompensates for his deepest desire to dress like a Catholic schoolgirl and be ridden all night long by the Washington redskins offensive line by pretending to enjoy manly things.

"Jonathon got into another brawl after shooting all day during the snowboarding trip."

"Yeah, but he winked at me NOT in a "Hey, Bro" way. He's such a Leighton homosexual."

by hochullain April 21, 2010

Leighton

very hot short but adorable he is rude when you first meet him but once he knows you they are the sweetest person you know

“That guy over there... that’s a Leighton”
“Leighton asked you out! I’m so jealous”

by Hotass420 December 4, 2017

leichtenberg

Some one that likes sodomy

Your dad is such a leichtenberg because he likes butt sex!

by Ryan Mickle April 26, 2008