A lawsuit whore is a person who sues for problems that are THEIR OWN FAULT. They have no common sense. Many of them have the reputation for being American; however it must be clarified that most Americans are not lawsuit whores and they believe in personal responsibility.
Apparently a burglar got trapped in a garage and had to survive on dog food; then he sued the homeowners and got money. What a lawsuit whore.
Anyone who spills coffee on themselves and sues the place where they bought the coffee is a major lawsuit whore.
Anyone who spills coffee on themselves and sues the place where they bought the coffee is a major lawsuit whore.
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Get the Lawsuit Whore mug.A liquid so hot that if served in a restaurant would be grounds for legal action.
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1. Engaging in inflammatory or offensive behaviour, to provoke a reaction from a person or persons, that will allow you to sue them.
2. Provoking lawsuits as a method of fundraising.
2. Provoking lawsuits as a method of fundraising.
Man, those Westboro Baptist Church assholes are coming to town. Let's get some rocks to pelt them with.
No, dude that's what they want. They're lawsuit farming. If someone gets injured they'll take you to court.
No, dude that's what they want. They're lawsuit farming. If someone gets injured they'll take you to court.
by Sean McClydesdale February 25, 2013
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by ghostdini June 30, 2009
Get the Lawsuit Gay mug.An angry irrational woman, usually a soccer mom, that doesn't have any rational or logical tactics in an arugment, so she will yell "LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT!" in a crow-like voice in order to get people to do what she wants. Hence: Lawsuit bird.
It is rare for a lawsuit bird to actually go forth with a lawsuit.
It is rare for a lawsuit bird to actually go forth with a lawsuit.
I was raised by a lawsuit bird, so I usually got any class I wnated in high school because the schools feared a lawsuit.
by Downvoting Victim September 9, 2006
Get the lawsuit bird mug.Similar to common Accounting Ratios used in Financial Analysis, the Lawsuit Ratio allows for a sufficient evaluation of a decision based on legal risk related to gains. It can be evaluated in a qualitative or quantitative way, and is calculated by using the formula:
Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Chances of Lawsuit / Potential Gains
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Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Current or future lawsuit projected Net Loss based on x decision / Current Revenue of x (or projected)
As LR approaches ZERO, the scenario becomes more favorable.
Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Chances of Lawsuit / Potential Gains
-or-
Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Current or future lawsuit projected Net Loss based on x decision / Current Revenue of x (or projected)
As LR approaches ZERO, the scenario becomes more favorable.
a. Because Jeff Bezos is an aggressive egg head and uses data for bad things, he had to settle out of court with William Sonoma.
Lawsuit ratio of Jeff Bezos selling identical products to William Sonoma = $25M Settlement / 1% of yearly revenue from those products
Astronomical Lawsuit Ratio!
b. If Bezos made a rocket to space that had ZERO negative effects on environment / ethics / or public opinion AND it was guaranteed that the net revenue per year of operation would be +$120B, then Lawsuit Ratio would be great :).
Lawsuit Ratio = Zero chance of lawsuit / $120B earnings
LR = 0 :)
Lawsuit ratio of Jeff Bezos selling identical products to William Sonoma = $25M Settlement / 1% of yearly revenue from those products
Astronomical Lawsuit Ratio!
b. If Bezos made a rocket to space that had ZERO negative effects on environment / ethics / or public opinion AND it was guaranteed that the net revenue per year of operation would be +$120B, then Lawsuit Ratio would be great :).
Lawsuit Ratio = Zero chance of lawsuit / $120B earnings
LR = 0 :)
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There goes Louisiana Attorney General Jeff Landry filing another little dick lawsuit and wasting the state’s taxpayer money...again.
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