Lanayah

Lanayah is strong, beautiful and the most caring person in the world. She doesn't like to spend other peoples money... you can count on her to get what she wants if she wants it. She cares for other people by listening carefully, and able to bring a sad person up, and even make them laugh non-stop. If she has to she can and will keep to herself. Don't make her mad because there is no doubt she will punch you in the face. She doesn't let anyone say anything bad about her. She can take care of problems by herself. She is the only person that can make you feel better if you're sad or hurt. Lanayah doesn't like to stay inside on her laptop all the time, she much rather go do something. Maybe even party it up. Lanayah can eat anything she wants, because she's not afraid of food. You will fall in love with from the moment you see her. And feel deeply in love with her because of her personality. Layanah is, and always be the best person in the world... You can't find and never will get anything better than Lanayah.

If you see Lanayah, just tell her she's the most amazing person in the world... and I want to be with her!

Lanayah is so great! I just got back from a Wendy's with her!

by OrangeCocaCola January 12, 2013

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Pissing lava

The painful urination from STDs.

After doing Wonda Wonderpig I am pissing lava! Yaeeaawww!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

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Fijian Lava Lamp

To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need:

A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.

NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.

LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night?

BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.

by DD81RB74 July 24, 2016

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Laraya

Laraya is combined by 2 filipino words: "laban (fight)" and "hiraya (vision)".

A political party in Mapúa University Senior High School whose members embody the desire to fearlessly fight for their vision - who empowers the powerless; who listens to the unheard voices; and who inspires people to dream, excel, and become more.

I've always rooted for Laraya. They do have my vote!

Laraya does breed excellence! I am proud of what they've accomplished as a party.

by Laraya party July 25, 2018

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