It is the one word that can override shotgun. Whenever someone calls shotgun before you, and you call out laser, you get the seat.
Situation: Micky, David, and Pilar are happily eating in greasy fast food joint, when Micky gets the call: their mom is pulling up on the corner.
Micky jumps out of his seat and heads towards the door. Just before the door closes, Micky lets his siblings know that the car is approaching.
Micky: Shotgun. Ha ha ha. Ha.
Pilar and David: Shotgun!
Micky: Too bad! I called it. Better luck later, losers.
Pilar: Well, laser! Now what, punk.
Micky and David, then, get into the backseat of the car with an air of humiliation.
Pilar whispers: Laser beats all.
Micky jumps out of his seat and heads towards the door. Just before the door closes, Micky lets his siblings know that the car is approaching.
Micky: Shotgun. Ha ha ha. Ha.
Pilar and David: Shotgun!
Micky: Too bad! I called it. Better luck later, losers.
Pilar: Well, laser! Now what, punk.
Micky and David, then, get into the backseat of the car with an air of humiliation.
Pilar whispers: Laser beats all.
by rawrkadi September 12, 2010
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by sux0r December 17, 2003
One of the highest adjectives in describing something completely awesome.
The only thing above laser, is lasermazing.
The only thing above laser, is lasermazing.
by duplo June 12, 2004
by Kruug February 26, 2009
Dr. Evil's secret invention to be used to sear the Earth. Air-quotes are to be used when saying this word.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003
by Bosshawk September 01, 2009