langer

Slang term that denotes 'Penis'. However it is very versatile and can even be used as a term of affection.

You're some langer!

Can mean: You're a dickhead

or

You're an affable rogue.

by gozzy1 April 3, 2009

Langdon

The expression "Langdon" was coined during the pandemic crisis in the middle of Swedens deepest forests. The term has it's origin in the beloved movie adaption of Dan Browns trilogy depicting Robert Langdon; portrayed by Tom Hanks. Robert Langdon is a nifty but occassionally low-gifted character with distinct autistic features during the worst possible times. So a "Langdon" is therefore a remarkably special individual whom enters the realms of fantasy during the weirdest occasions.

"He's such a fucking Langdon, idiot!"
"Don't be mad at Robert, you know - he's a bit of a Langdon.."
"C'mon, stop being a Langdon you - stop licking the painting!"

by mphstphls October 7, 2020

lange frans

A conspiracy theorist who uses conspiracy theories to hide their own, devil worshipping, pedophile, nature

Did you hear that guy talking about how the moonlanding was faked? Yes, better be careful, I have heard he is a lange frans!

by Baas B October 25, 2020

jessica lange

basically the most perfect actress alive; made her rise to fame in the remake of King Kong and is now kicking ass on American Horror Story

person 1: did you watch ahs: coven last night?
person 2: yes! jessica lange is perfection

by ahsfan1111 November 19, 2013

langered

Very drunk, highly intoxiced, grossly inebriated etc...

Are you intending to get langered this coming Bank Holiday Weekend?

by Big Daddy Ede June 6, 2006

langerholz

German term for "Longer Wood"

Hey man, that sure is a langerholz you have there.

by Weird216 May 18, 2016

langer

Irish-English spoken in Cork:

Wanker, jerk-off

The langers from Dublin took the trophee

by Extract August 19, 2006