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Lagasse

A boy that you've been through everything with. They know you in and out. They can tell when something is wrong, and they can usually help you feel better. They're attractive. They're hysterically funny and have the best sense of humor. They're smarter than the average bear in some areas. A boy you love unconditionally.
Did you see that Lagasse? I love Lagasses.
by ThatsThatShitIDontLike August 8, 2012
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The Emeril LaGasse

This is a somewhat complex yet simple move to perform. What you will need:

1. White lab coat with green Emeril E on the front
2. Emeril Essence seasoning
3. Partner who is willing to perform fellatio

To perform this maneuver, first place on the lab coat after the E has been applied. Then while your partner is performing fellatio, as you are about to climax pull in her head and release the goo in her mouth while yelling "BAM!!!". After one has orgasm'd, proceed to say, "Now I'm gonna kick it up a notch." Tell your lady friend to open her mouth then proceed to sprinkle the Emeril Essence seasoning all over your man-juice, while screaming "BAM!!" in the process.

Thus, the Emeril LaGasse
Thomas: So what did you and Cindy do last night?

Geoffrey: Well, Cindy was in the kitchen cooking a rack of lamb and I got horny so I gave her "The Emeril LaGasse".

Thomas: Haha, nice.

Geoffrey: Oh yes, I sure did kick it up a notch afterwards when I told her I have herpes.
by Todd Todd September 26, 2009
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Emeril Lagasse

When you are about to ejaculate and a girl is giving you head, you tell her "let's spice it up a notch" and she will get confused and before she can do anything, do a pelvic thrust and yell "BAM!"
"I think a fractured my girlfriends jaw while giving her the emeril lagasse"
by BHSrapist October 29, 2009
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lanasstuff

Albert's girlfriend who will soon be rejected
"LanasStuff is dating AlbertsStuff!"
by The_Condutor February 20, 2019
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Lanassa

Lanassa is a strong willed woman, a fighter for what she believes in and has extreme skills in whatever sh sets her mind to. She's a defender of those she cares for, and has fought through fire and heartbreak to get to where she is today.
"Mom, who's Lanassa?"
"Lanassa is a woman who your father and I grew up with, she was like a warrior in a princesses body"
"Wow, can I be a Lanassa one day?"
"If you can put your mind to it, then without a doubt'
by Ragnarok360 April 22, 2020
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Emeril Lagasse

Similar affects as a donkey punch, but in this instance instead of punching the person, you throw a hand full of pepper in their face to get them to sneeze and get that tightening affect. For full experience yell BAM!
when having anal sex and you're about to climax, grab a hand full of pepper and throw it in your partners face and yell BAM. As, they sneeze their anus will tighten and highten the pleasure. emeril lagasse should be perfomed at own risk.
by joesph baker August 22, 2009
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LongAss

A very tall living organism, or body part.
He needs to be shrunk with his longass

Bro he has a longass head
by Sick gaems June 27, 2017
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