Irish lamppost

When you get a boner and and tuck it between you waistband and stomach to conceal it's massiveness

You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!

by Big Dick Rick1738 March 7, 2017

lamarossa

1) fake Ferrari owner
2) Toyota Supra

Lamarossa in da house.

I pulled up to that bitches house in my Lamarossa

by Lamarossa November 25, 2004

Lampost

One of the many genders

I sexually identify myself as a lampost

by Pedophilc Paul May 24, 2017

Lamppost

The name you would be called after doing a stupid action.

"Aiden, you're such a lamppost!" His friends yelled at him.

by JPSzfilms December 5, 2013

Lamppost Homosexual

A Homosexual person.

This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.

J - "did you hear? Jack left his wife!"
T - "oh really! after thirty years!?"
J - "yeah, apparently his gay!"
T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!"
J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..."
J & T - "...but bent in the end!"

by Geeez February 24, 2008

Lampeosis

Having Crabs, Herpes and other miscelleneous STD/Is

You have many STDs therefore you have lampeosis.

by eqyuiwkngskdjaghlfh March 20, 2010

lamppost

To give a lamppost is dragging ones sack over the opposite sexes face in an attempt to cheer them up. this is usually followed by some foreplay and then a 69 and or Doggy/Oral.

"Hey Sarah, you look quite down... would you like me to give you a lamppost

by bludinnitbraap August 17, 2008