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Lampost 

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One of the many genders
I sexually identify myself as a lampost
Lampost by Pedophilc Paul May 24, 2017
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lampost 

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1. Anything waiting to happen.

2. Pedophilic white males.
Everyone knows lamposts are open for lamposts.
lampost by TheBillNyeSodaMachine June 10, 2016
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lampost • Lamposted • lampost lady • Lampost wanker • Lamposting • dirty lampost • stuffy lampost • The Lampost • lampster • limposter

Lampost 

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A very tall and lanky person
Person 1: he is huge
Person 2: yeah he is a lampost
Lampost by God number2 June 27, 2019
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Lampost 

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A very big ass dick
"He got out his lampost last night"
Lampost by ThePiggy06 March 23, 2020
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lampost lady

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a lady that believes she is a lamppost. she has wanted to be one forever and can finally be one
omg have you seen her. she’s the lampost lady!
lampost lady by WillowCrystal April 22, 2022
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Lampost wanker 

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A guy hu wears hats and lives in s/bridge. he likes eying up the local lamposts
I am N***** and i am a lampost wanka
Lampost wanker by maddy October 5, 2004
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stuffy lampost 

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when a guy gets cockblocked
she gave me a stuffy lampost
stuffy lampost by ladeegagahh October 9, 2011
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