Lamonica

The finest/thickest girl anyone ever saw

Lamonica is so fine

by Jeffro da kidd April 10, 2019

Lamoni

Gorgeous, sexy, lean, classy, sweet, nice, caring, and smart. Her personality is adorable and cute, I could just hug her so tight then fuck her against the wall! She acts likes an angel but she has a freaky side. Damn, she's everything in one. Her lips make me wanna do all kinds of things!

Lamoni, I promise not to leave after we fuck. I'll make you my wife.

by Slyguyz August 16, 2011

Lamonia

A make believe disease created by a lady on the Maury show. Various forms of this disease include Lamonia, as well as Walking Lamonia.

Maury let me tell you somethin', i was laid up in the hospital with walkin' Lamonia.

by M. Povich April 21, 2009

lemonnies

a cult filed with craccheads obsessed with a band called 5 seconds of summer beware of them

if you see the lemonnies run

by Funandfreshandya May 4, 2019

Lamoni

Lamoni, the most handsome male you could ever meet. He can get girls like it’s nothing. His attraction is his best feature and he’s incredibly funny.

Girl 1: Hey, do you know Lamoni, he’s so hot.
Girl 2: Omg yes, he’s so funny.

by Bshehjeks December 26, 2021

Lamonia

1. An illness that does not keep you from going out

2. The illness that is blamed when a party is not very exciting

1. TJ was not his lively self tonight. He must have been suffering from lamonia

2. I’ve never been to a party where so many people had lamonia

by laurick October 5, 2011

Lamoni

Rugged good looking man. Well liked and trusted by most except ex-girlfriends and their parents. Great dad, great husband and lover. Enjoys various hobbies and interests especially outdoor pursuits. Is just as comfortable in expesive suits as he is in his smiley pajamas. He could use a haircut though.

I wish I had a cool name like Lamoni

by Lamony February 2, 2010