Lamated

Anything sexual or having to do with sex.

"I totally lamated that bitch last night."
or...
"Me and this girl lamated this other girl which lamated on me but I ended up the next morning lamated this black girl.."

by Mario and Charlene December 7, 2006

Braeden Lemasters

a really hot white boy who plays trevor askill in the series t@gged and is a lead singer and plays guitar in the bad wallows. if you stan wallows, he's probably your favorite.

wow, no wonder everyone is obsessed with Braeden lemasters

by lydianightlovebot May 27, 2019

braeden lemasters

an absolute daddy. a GOD. he sings and plays guitar in wallows and he has the hottest hands ever. he wrote let the sun in, thats what i call poetry.

braeden lemasters please choke me

by braesgf April 18, 2021

Lambaste

To over aggressively thrust upon a female's vagina.

"Dude, what about her?"

"I would lambaste it but wouldn't date it."

by The Codfather July 13, 2012

lamester

An individual who is not concerned with or even takes pride in the fact that many of his or her interests and tastes are considered by a general consensus as being outdated, uncool, and or unfit for their particular age group. Some people may feel there is a certian appeal to this behavior as it is genuine and rarely posed by anyone who is not indeed lame.

A twentysomething that would find it perfectly acceptable to pruchase items from the children's menu at a restaurant in order to receive a novelty or toy. Jean Teasedale, a fictional editorial contributor to The Onion, would be an example of a female lamester.

by M Schaller September 5, 2008

lemasteringlife

An immature teen rapper whose music sucks. He claims to be professional but isn't. He once was an avid iFunny user who eventually got banned for posting stupid shit. He's like iFunnyChef or David Chef, however, he is ten times worse. He believes he will become famous; maybe, however, probably not. He is rejected by the entire iFunny community and it'll always be this way.

Yo, David Chef actually did something amazing, he banned LeMasteringLife!

by Platinum3d June 21, 2014

lambasted

1. a state of anti-sobriety indicative of astronomical blood alcohol levels.

2. drunk to the point of belligerence and extreme incoherence.

3. an inebriated condition that renders 70 or more percent of the liver useless.

Dude, what are we doing tonight?
Getting lambasted.

by tenthlevelvocabmage March 10, 2005