lakeland

Place where people go to die....

And theres nothing to do but shop at the abundance of Walmarts, Publixs Badcock, Home Depots, or Sonics....

1: So what do you want to do tonight?
2: I dunno whats to do in Lakeland?
1: Die.

by Brandi January 8, 2005

lokelani

a girl in hawaii who is typically hotter than the other girls.

duuuuuude. did you see that lokelani? smokinnn' yo

by jennnnnnnnnnnnnifer August 21, 2007

Lakeland High School

A high school in a small town New York which is the definition of hell and where all dreams go to die.

Person one: hey bro I'm going to Lakeland High School this year

Person two: woah good luck because all kids care about in the da pressing cardboard box is drugs and sex

by Just let me make a stupid name August 21, 2016

Lokelani

a beautiful girl who lives in Hawai’i. She dances hula. She enjoys singing/swimming.

a: who is that?
b: that’s a Lokelani.
a: kewll .

by wassap June 8, 2013

lameland

a city located in lakeland, FL where there is nothing to do unless you drive 45 minutes to tampa or Orlando

" man; there's nothing to do in lameland today"

"you want to go to cobb?"

by bee bop)738 July 10, 2017

Lakelands Park Middle School

Lakelands Park is a middle school in gaithursburg. It ranges from grades 6-8. Kids at Lakelands are very separated, everyone has their own clique. The cliques consist of the preps, the latino girls, the oreos, the hispanics, the ghetto kids, the jocks, the retards, the druggies, and afew inbetween groups. Lakelands Park is a very free flowing school, you can get away with just about anything. Skipping class to go on the roof is most common among 8th graders. Not once has someone been caught. Most of the time while on the roof they smoke pot and throw rocks at eachother. Teachers there are oblivious to what really goes on at the school. All exept for health teacher Mr. Bittner who hears and knows everything. Students at Lakelands will most likey be going to Quince Orchard High School or Northwest High school.Lakelands Park is a great school to go to you will love it there the experiances are great and youll never forget it... i didnt.

Ridgeview kid "hey what middle school did you go to?"
Lakelands kid" Lakelands Park Middle School"
Ridgeview kid" woah man your way too cool for me sorry i even talked to you"

by xmaxxaxla August 23, 2008

lakeland

Synonymous with dead end. The most god awful part of the greater western hemisphere, with the worst taxi service.

A typical saturday night in Lakeland consists of a)Publix Supermarkets or b)getting shit faced in some backwoods barnhouse

If you really hate yourself, you gotta check out Lakeland!

by ulala April 21, 2006