Laxgasm

An orgasm achieved simply by watching a ridiculous lacrosse act.

Guy 1: Did you see that goal?

Guy 2:(Laxgasm)

by Laxonyou911 January 31, 2010

Lagasse alarm

A modified version of the Emeril. To ejaculate semen into the palm of your hand and hold it in front of a sleeping person's face while yelling "BAM!" thus making them spring up into it.

The bitch wouldn't wake up, so I set off the Lagasse alarm.

by G. Sherman August 10, 2003

Logasmic

When something someone named Logan does thats amazing, it is Logasmic.

Logan: Dude I jump kicked over a huge ass garbage can yesterday

Babe: Thats logasmic!

by Logan Serman December 8, 2006

Laggasm

1.)When the lag in a game is so bad that it isn't worth playing.

2.)When your computer's connection speed is worse than that of dial-up.

Steve: Man last night I was playing Halo 3 and my connection had a laggasm and I appeared on the other side of the map.

Carl: That's nothing my connection was having such a laggasm that I couldn't even load google for 20 minutes.

by CrunkMagnum August 6, 2009

Lagamemnon

The king of all laggers, brings your online gaming speed down to a crawl.

Guy playing Call Of Duty: "Wow, is this guy using dial up?! Seriously my game speed went down to zero! He is Lagamemnon!"

by Da Sperminator April 12, 2012

Lagamorph

Rabbit. Not a rodent as a lagamorph has two additional teeth (6 total, 4 top, 2 bottom)

My lagamorph can kick your lagamorph's ass!

by Blake T December 13, 2008

LANGASM

An event of immense and epic proportions. LANGASM is a Local Area Network (LAN) party that is so epic and grand in nature that the phrase "LAN party" is no longer sufficient. The anticipation of this event could cause spontaneous copulation simply from thinking or planning the event. Set up should never be done the day of the LANGASM. For example see nOObs. This day or days must be meticulously planned and executed. Second rate items such as food, drinks, entertainment, other essential party supplies and annoying friends are strictly prohibited. Naps are permitted, but sleep at your own risk. Your score and/or hair-do may be adversely affected. L337 speak is encouraged, but it is never ok to say "I shot him with my gun" while playing a FPS (First Person Shooter) game.

The LANGASM was so epic that Cory busted a nut prematurely, again.

by [EEF]General Havoc September 9, 2008